Any music genre other than girl groups or female singers has been democratically outlawed in the Tinker-Dreamer home by an unanimous vote. This historical event was but the first of many women-centric decisions taken in the household. Here’s to the hope that, in the future, more family leaders will choose to follow their exemple. God bless girls.

“There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You would think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists but more often than not, the opposite is true. You see the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists… well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.”

- Cameron Tucker, Modern Family