dream queue

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Dale Cooper + Disheveled Hair

robert and damien @ a carnival
  • robert: so,,,,, you wanna go,,, in the mirror maze??
  • damien: well, I never really liked the mirror maze, and I was thinking we'd start with something else?
  • robert: yeah,,,,, alright
  • robert: *whispers* sounds like something a vampire would say
  • damien: excuse me?
  • robert: nnnothing

Okay but what if the cult was real except all the dads were a part of it and the only rituals they held consisted of them standing in a circle and reciting dad jokes. Their pentagrams are drawn with lawn fertilizer and their candles are grill charcoal. It’s called Cult-e-Sac.