i had a dream where i was touring the white house and there was a huge wall full of portraits of the presidents. i replaced trump’s portrait with a picture of him pulling a really dumb face. when i put the picture on the wall, secret service agents saw me, and just quietly nodded their heads and let me get away with doing it.

I had a dream that it was valentine’s day and my school decided that everyone would be getting a individualized present based off of our browser history. I got a book of guy fieri quotes that was supposed to be formal like, “how to professionally quote guy fieri in the workplace” or something like that. I was obviously very offended at the violation of privacy but low-key appreciated the gift.

last night I dreamt that my choir teacher didn’t give me the sheet music for the concert, nor did she tell me I was supposed to have a solo, so that portion of the concert was just 30 seconds of awkward silence. I woke up panicking but then I remembered I graduated high school 4 years ago

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“Given my track record… I’ve worked on handheld titles, but I’ve also worked on console games. So the fact that Switch is both at the same time is really fascinating to me. I’m really interested in coming up with ideas and how to capitalize on that technology and how to create the best experience possible on the technology. But I’m not quite sure that I have it yet. The Nintendo Switch is a dream machine.” -Final Fantasy XV director Hajime Tabata