drawn for a bit of a laugh

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

BTS reaction: they try to cheer you up when you’re sad

Hello! Here’s another reaction ayyee – I hope you all have a wonderful day ily!

(the gifs are largely unrelated to the actual writing mmhmm – they’re mainly just so you can all bask in the beauty of those in Bangtan Sonyeondan)

— Admin Sky

Kim Seokjin

Originally posted by vminv

Upon discovering you’re sad, Seokjin would bustle about, attempting to comfort you or offering to make you some food – I can definitely see him making silly jokes in an attempt to make you laugh moo-ha-ha


Min Yoongi

Originally posted by bwiseoks

At first, it’s definitely plausible that Yoongi wouldn’t be entirely sure what to do. In actual fact, in his slight confusion he’d decide that the best course of action is a long, drawn out hug. He’d wait for you to calm down before asking what was wrong.


Jung Hoseok

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Hoseok would be another one that tries to make you smile – he’d crack joke after joke and would probably lowkey humiliate himself just to see if it makes you feel a bit better. He’d also definitely be one for cuddling too!


Kim Namjoon

Originally posted by forjimin

“Do you want to talk about it?” Would probably be the first thing he’d say – his responses would probably be really quite philosophical too ngl. But he’d succeed in cheering you up as he mindlessly speaks of every little thing that comes across his mind as he traipses the path of philosophy.


Park Jimin

Originally posted by bwipsul

Jimin would be all about wanting you to get your problems off your chest, simply forcing you to snuggle up with him on the couch before he whispers quiet comforting things in your ear. As soon as you’re comfortable with it, he’d want to talk it all through with you.


Kim Taehyung

Originally posted by hellosarang

C U D D L E S – he’d open his arms the moment he finds out you’re sad. You’d just hold one another for a really long time before even speaking. After this, he’d make little attempts to make you feel a bit better.


Jeon Jungkook

Originally posted by donewithjeon

Jungkook would certainly feel a little bit awkward when he sees that you’re sad, but I can imagine he’d eventually begin to mumble kind, soothing things to you until you’d have calmed down a little bit. 


The Signs as Types of Members (in a kpop band)

Aries - The one people are drawn to immediately and is probably the first bias. Adventurous and doesn’t blend into the background regardless of how quiet they could be.   

Taurus - The chill member that doesn’t come across as someone who would lose their cool easily but their stubborn ways may drive the other members a bit crazy. Messiest in the dorm and probably least pickiest. 

Gemini - The talkative one who spills secrets about the other members and makes you laugh. Gives fanfic writers inspiration from all the stories they can tell. 

Cancer - The mother that has a mysterious appeal and you want to bake them cookies to please them. Is an odd cross between cute and hot and is the quiet one unless they are with just a few people. 

Leo - A bias wrecker who you scour the internet to find shows that they are in. Entertaining and often takes the spotlight almost without meaning to. Like Gemini they have stories to tell.

Virgo - Subtle bias wrecker who you want to murder for looking so gorgeous constantly. Best fashion sense or worst there’s no in between. A member that the others would look to for advice or support.   

Libra - The member who keeps you glued to the fandom and the one who is everywhere. A sociable member who gets the quiet ones to talk more and is aware of what looks good on them.   

Scorpio - Pretty quiet member who you think is shy/reserved and makes you want to find out more. Has this magnetic and intense aura that people can’t help being drawn to at least once.

Sagittarius -The loud, slightly obnoxious and carefree member who causes trouble or strikes up conversation to keep a show going. Like Aries and is adventurous. Can come across as energetic and happy-go-lucky.

Capricorn - The goofy but kinda strict member who randomly lets loose occasionally. Is entertaining in their own way and is the member who seems dependable.    

Aquarius - Possibly the 4D member who you know about even though you might not even be in that fandom. The member who cares for other members behind the scenes and always has something interesting up their sleeves.

Pisces - The cute member you wouldn’t really have smutty thoughts about because they seem so innocent. Probably writes a lot of songs and is the dreamy member that all the other members have a soft spot for.

- Use sun and/or rising -

Yes! It’s finally done! The most complex thing I’ve drawn in a LONG fucking time. But it was so worth it! I’ve been wanting to draw a Universe Falls Christmas thing pretty much since before Thanksgiving, so here it is! Now since I designed this piece in the stupid way I did, you guys probably can’t see it all too well, so allow me to break it up into pieces to make it a bit more manageable visually: 

So here we have Mabel and Wendy collaborating on building “Peri the snow Gem”, much to her chagrin, especially as Ford watches on and laughs (and drinks some delicious hot cocoa!)

In the middle, we have Garnet helping Steven put the star on the tree (which, if you look closely, features all the symbols from the UF version of the wheel), as Pearl, Connie, and Soos also help.

And finally we have Lapis and Dipper facing off against Amethyst and Stan in a snowball fight. And as you can see, Lapis and Dipper are about to completely win. 

Another quite cute thing to note about this is that everyone’s ugly Christmas sweaters were sown by Mabel, of course. Also, I may or may not have stolen a background from Steven Universe to create my background because I’m lazy and tired…. O_O

Anyway, enjoy this and Merry Christmas (even if its still a few weeks away!)

The peculiars always make a big deal out of Mother’s Day. They put up decorations, make a big meal, and shower Miss P and Bronwyn with love and affection and far too many cards and gifts. It’s one of their favorite holidays, because it’s when they can show these two how much of an impact they make.

However, they don’t celebrate Father’s Day. It’s simply another day for them.  Except for little Claire, who on her first Father’s Day in Devil’s Acre, shoves a little hand drawn card into Sharon’s pocket when he isn’t paying attention.

It makes him cry. Alma laughs at him when he yells at her to let him put it on the fridge, still sobbing over that little bit of affection.

8

Oh boy, I spent a bit more time on this than I expected. But take a look at this eye-sore. Note that each one depicts what the character thinks of the other person! lool I mean their relationship goes deeper than that, but these are the initial impressions and general feelings they have towards each other. 

The guy on the upper right of the diagram hasn’t been introduced yet, so that’s why there’s no name atm, plus besides Rein, Cerys, and Gio, mystery oc doesn’t really have much thoughts on the others. And also Micah’s thoughts are when he’s fully awake, when he’s half-asleep, he’s not really– thinking much lmao he just wants warmth and comfort.

Kii isn’t included bc he’s not part of this story. Plus he has no real relationships with another person. I also didn’t include Zaira bc while she is part of this story, she’s the leader of a different team, so her main connection is with Rein.

So while being on a stream of the amazing @qin-ying, i got inspired and drew this little shitpost. the laughing chara was drawn using a picture of the laughing twins from Ouran host club. frisk’s pose was drawn using a bit of a picture of humanized pokemons.

hope you like this little piece of sunshine ^^ and sorry about the hands, can’t draw them for shit.

enjoy ^^

The outsiders sleepover headcanon

•Pony and Johnny sleep on the floor by the couch
•Dally gets said couch
•Soda and Steve sleep under the coffe table with a blanket thrown over it
•darry sleeps in his chair with Two-bit by his legs
•Soda and Steve are most likely gossiping
•Two-bit waits til everyone’s asleep and then pulls out the marker
•Pony and Johnny get woken up because Dally fell on top of them
•Two-bit starts laughing and wakes everyone up
•Darry sighs and starts grumbling under his breath, something about “stupid greasy teenagers”
•Pony rolls back over to sleep
•Dally decides to sleep on the floor and lets Johnny take the couch
•Soda and Steve eventually fall asleep, most likely in the most weirdest positions
•Sodas sprawled out like a starfish and Steves curled up in a ball with sodas arm across his face
•Johnny finds it hard to sleep with Dally and Darrys snoring
•The next morning when everyone wakes up they’ve got moustaches drawn on their faces except for Pony whos got “Giddy up Horseman” wrote on his forehead
•Turns out the marker was permanent

3

Dean was reaching for the second flowered bandaid on his face when he heard footsteps to his right and looked to see you headed his way.

“Y/N,” he said, relief evident just in saying your name. “Maybe you can help me fill in the gaps here. What happened to the djinn? Could’ve sworn I had the son of a bitch and then it must’ve knocked me out.”

“The djinn? Were you guys playing doctor for monsters?”

“Playing doctor…? I’m sorry, what?” Dean asked. You stopped in front of him, reached out and ran your finger gently over the bandaid on his forehead with a smile. His skin felt electric where you’d touched it and he watched you with rapt attention.

“Seems like our firstborn is a natural caregiver, generous on the bandaids,” you said. 

“Our firstborn?” Dean asked, eyebrows raised. You laughed softly, face drawn a bit in concern.

“About yea high,” you said, holding your hand to your hip. “Has your eyes. Looks at you like you’re her personal superhero. I believe you’ve met. Are you ok?”

Dean ran a hand over his still-flower-bandaged face, nodding absently.

“The djinn,” he said quietly. 

“Dean.”

He snapped his eyes back to you and noticed now that you had your hand on his forearm. His heart sped some at the small contact and he nodded at you. Not the real you, to be sure, but a version the djinn had created. And a version of you who was looking at Dean with an expression born from so much adoration and, at the moment, worry, that Dean forgot for a moment that he couldn’t stay with this version of you forever.

“I’m ok,” he said, fixing his eyes on yours. You slid your hand down to twine with his.

“You sure?” you asked. He nodded again and gave your hand a squeeze.

“I’m sure.”

x

Imagine a Djinn Creating a World In Dean’s Mind In Which He’s Married To You With Kids

More gif imagines!

More djinn dream!Dean here!

“I think you can tell who’s a good person to be around, who makes you laugh, who’s fun, whom you can trust. And, yes, you’re going to get burned a few times, but I’d really rather get burned a few times than sit alone in that house with the curtains drawn. So God forbid this person you’re hanging out with gets a bit of validation out of the fact you’re famous. Is that the worst-case scenario? You know, it doesn’t seem that bad.”

He is drinking until you forget the pain and anger and misery. He is ecstacy that has drawn so many to their death. He is blind madness, sanity sacrificed for euphoria. He is laughing wildly, whooping with freedom, intoxicated by the world. He is giddiness and blacking-out from pain and burning rage. He is a god.
—  He is Dionysus and the world forgets his power.

lol….so….my baby niece (she’s 12) is a huge fan of anime. Man, you smut-reading kids start out young. *says the person who started reading smut around the same age* 

ANYWAYS, before I found out she was reading smut (I’ll…explaing how I found this out in a bit) we started talking about Batman v Superman. Well I did. She listened. 

She likes drawing too. She showed me a picture of a mermaid she drew, I’ve drawn both mersupes and merbats and they SUCKED but I could still…try help a 12-yr-old draw a tail-shaped-tail. She asks for my help because she knows I like to draw, I go “sure! I’ve drawn mermaids before I guess…” 

She says “Batman, Superman ones?” 

I laugh and sweat nervously, going “NO!” 

“I found your site.” 

“WHAT” 

WJAT

WJATHTWHAT?

“HOW?”

“I was looking up ‘Superman x Batman’ and recognized your style“ 

“And they just came up?! WAIT” *suspicious* “What were YOU doing looking that up?!” 

“I ship Superman x Batman too!” 

“WHICH SITE DID YOU SEE?!” 

So now my baby niece knows that her cool adult relative draws superbat sex, thinks about the alpha/beta dynamic, make Bats say dick jokes, and just make them the biggest saps ever.

It’s….strange when family is involved. 

We’re…strange best friends now (will NOT be talking about 80% of the things I think about, just FLUFF). 

Ginny Weasley’s Social Life

There’s a huge idea in the fandom that Ginny Weasley is popular. And this isn’t exactly incorrect.

By HBP, she’s well-liked and appears to have friends in a variety of circles. Boys find her attractive. She’s a member of the Quidditch team. People laugh at her jokes.

But before anyone imagines that Ginny’s Hogwarts years were a cakewalk, let’s look back on how she got there.

First year (CS)

Ginny starts out a bit nervous, but hopefully makes some fledgling friendships with her dormitory mates. But before those friendships could get off the ground, Ginny is drawn in by Riddle. Her dormitory mates/classmates (hopefully) continue to be friendly to her, but she’s becoming more and more moody and withdrawn. Her dormitory mates, who barely had a chance to get to know her, shrug and let her be.

She establishes a friendship with Colin Creevy, but he’s petrified two months into the year. She’s distraught, and it’s hinted that this is when she starts to suspect her own involvement. Ginny withdraws further into herself.

Those who’ve had classes with her see her as quiet and slightly odd. Her class performance is spotty and her confidence has never been lower.

Second year (PA)

Ginny’s starting from scratch. She almost certainly has no friends.

The alliances within her dormitory have already been established, and she’s the odd one out. Her dormitory mates probably see her as the moody secretive unfriendly girl with whom they share a room. She’s the Neville of her dorm, and has had her confidence dashed by her past experience. Hogwarts was where she was violated, and it takes time to be comfortable again.

But instead of wallowing, she starts slowly building friendships and building a social network for herself.

Among the Gryffindor second years who had shared all of their classes with her the previous year, she’s quiet Ginny Weasley. And she never really feels like she can escape that first impression.

But to a Gryffindor third year or a Ravenclaw second year, she’s largely a blank slate. So she gravitates toward people that are not in her year, not in her house, or both. People that are less likely to have known Ginny Weasley circa first year.

Third year (GF)

By third year, she’s doing significantly better. She’s probably still the odd one out in her dormitory, but she’s got the twins, Ron, Hermione, and (probably) Colin. She’s also establishing friendships with people like Neville, who is similarly isolated from his year mates. She doesn’t view herself as having particularly high social currency and she’s probably right, but she’s happier and that’s what’s important.

You’ll notice that Ginny tends to have a higher than average number of male friends. This is partially opportunity (she meets male friends like Neville via her brothers), but it’s mostly a matter of comfort level. Ginny is neither a complete tomboy nor a girly-girl. She’s comfortable interacting with boys, but she’s also comfortable with being the only girl in a pack of boys and doesn’t feel the need to give up her identity as a girl just to fit in.

She continues to broaden her circle during third year, and by the end of the year she has a bonafide boyfriend, Michael Corner. This transition also coincides with the beginning of her transition from a cute young girl to a beautiful young woman.

Fourth year (OP)

She’s still getting her feet wet with her relationship with Michael Corner. She quickly establishes herself as friends with Michael’s friends Terry Boot and Anthony Goldstein. Through Michael, she’s strengthened her social network in Ravenclaw.

When the first meeting of the D.A. takes place, it’s pretty clear that her invited guests were Michael, his friends, and probably Luna as well. She might have been the one to invite the Creeveys, if they didn’t find out on their own.

She also starts playing Quidditch for Gryffindor, which raises her profile further. And like Luna and the others, she benefits from the cross-house interaction the D.A. provided. The D.A. also provides her with a major confidence boost.

By this point, she’s starting to resemble HBP Ginny. She’s comfortable speaking in front of large groups, has a variety of friends across houses, and people see her as someone who’s fun/vivacious.

Fifth year (HBP)

Ginny comes back onto the scene full force.

She’s still on the Gryffindor Quidditch team, and has quickly become one of the most talented members of the team. She’s struck up a few new friendships with people like Demelza Robbins. At this point, she’s also dating Dean Thomas. Dean is a better fit than Michael, and she’s much more public/official about the relationship. She doesn’t bother hiding it from Ron or anyone else. She also seems to become friends with Seamus via Dean.

And this is where Harry (and therefore the reader) takes notice. He sees a vivacious, talented, clever, funny, confident 16-year-old girl. But Ginny’s social journey has actually been a step behind everyone else.

He had it coming

So we have a custom campaign with a a small group of three demons and an angel. One of the demons (Idris) has a magic tarot deck with various effects depending on the card drawn, much to the horror of the narcoleptic demon (Tyeard) of the gang.

So I join in a bit late, and this is what I join to…

Tyeard: TENEBRAE, HE PUT ME ON THE MOON!

Me (Tenebrae): -trying not to laugh- What?

Tyeard: HE PUT ME ON THE FUCKING MOON!! MAKE HIM PUT THE CARDS AWAY I DON’T WANNA GO BACK TO THE MOON

Idris: (OOC) You know, he only got on the moon as a result of my cards and his bad rolls.

Tyeard being afraid of going to the moon has become a running joke at this point.

Imagine Cas trying to cheer you up with an underwater experience... (Vacation Drabble #3)

Warnings: Written on a phone really quick. No editing.

“Cas, where are we?” His hands covered your eyes. Preventing you from seeing a thing.

“You were feeling a bit down…and I know you said that you love the ocean-”

“Cas…” The worry in your tone made him smile lightly. You were always worrying. It’s what had drawn him to you in the beginning. He wanted to take away every bad thought from your mind.

“You’ll like it,” He laughed lowly. Completely sure.

“If I’m in a ship beneath the sea, I’m going to pass out.” You warned half teasingly- you never really knew with him. He was known for his extremes.

“Not quite.” His hands fell away, and your breath caught in your throat as you took in the sight before you.

“Wow,” You breathed out, stepping forward to press your hand against the glass. A whale shark swam by slowly, making your mouth fall open in amazement.

“It isn’t the ocean,” Castiel spoke up. “But, the ocean doesn’t give you this view.”

“No,” Your lips pulled up, “it doesn’t.” Your head followed a shark’s movements. “This is perfect.”

“Really?” He sounded like a kid in a candy shop at your words.

“Really,” Your hand reached for his. You squeezed it tightly, forcing your eyes to leave the water and meet his blue ones. “But, I have to ask. Where are we?”

“The Georgia Aquarium.” He answered easily.

“You took me all the way across the country for this?”

“Your happiness is worth it,” The gruff voice was softer than usual as he took in the sights around you.

“Thank you, Cas.” You rested your head on his shoulder. Content to simply watch the marine life together, hands entwined. To pretend nothing else in the world mattered. And in that moment, nothing did.

Originally posted by jesseredman

imagine sitting on your front porch on one of the steps with calum behind you, elevated on a higher one. you’re leaned back beneath his legs with your hands resting over his knees, tracing little shapes into the fabric of his knees as his chin is rested on the top of your head. he laughs at something you said, crinkling his eyes and spreading a massive grin which makes your head move a bit and a matching smile form onto your lips when he snakes his arms around you from behind and squeezes your frame with an inhale. when he exhales, after you signal a few exaggerated and entertained grunts from the inability to breathe, he releases his drawn breath and settles into a softer hold, bringing his plump mouth to apply pressure on your shoulder. “I love you.” he mumbles against bare skin, the tone and volume so muffled that it could have been mistaken for a mere sigh, but he quickly and audibly pecks your neck. “so much.” after a few more kisses under your ear and jaw, calum finally rests his forehead against your temple, gently rocking his knees side to side with your body comfortably shifting with the movements of his protective cradle.