drawing-on-food

Ok, so, the gang’s eating dinner after the big race.

There’s a big ol’ buffet…

…and this lil’ guy runs up to it..

…screams “BURRITOOOOOOOS” like they’re a divine offering blessed unto mankind…

…and dashes away.

While watching, my little brother Oliver questioned this scene, but I set the record straight: 

This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the correct reaction to a prodigious amassment of free burritos.

Anyway, camera pans right, and–…

…wait… is that…

…oh my goodness.

it’s a miracle.

AFTER SO MANY DECADES OF BIZARRELY-COLORED, POSSIBLE-CARDBOARD PIZZA DEPICTIONS

THE SHOW – AT LONG LAST – HAS PIZZA THAT’S WITHIN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF WHAT PIZZA ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE

STOP THE PRESSES

MY WORLD IS FOREVER CHANGED

it’s freakin’ christmas up in here