dramione*

when you find a great song and your friend wants to know where you know it from and you’re like “oh, I can’t remember, I think it was some video or trailer, idk” but inside you’re like “I REMEMBER, it was from a fanvid of my favorite trash/slash otp which is a secret obsession of mine and nobody should ever know about it”

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His pale eyes glittering. 

“Hadn’t you better be hurrying along, now? You wouldn’t like her spotted, would you?

He nodded at Hermione, and at the same moment, a blast like a bomb sounded from the campsite, and a flash of green light momentarily lit the trees around them.

"What’s that supposed to mean?” said Hermione defiantly.

“Granger, they’re after Muggles, "said Malfoy. "D'you want to be showing off your knickers in midair? Because if you do, hang around….they’re moving this way, and it would give us all a laugh.”

“Keep that big bushy head down, Granger,” sneered Malfoy.

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It had been fourteen years since the battle of Hogwarts. All was well in the world of Harry Potter. He had a perfect wife and three beautiful children. The perfect family, something that had always been just out of reach for our hero. Harry had woken every day with a smile on his face and a skip in his step. That was, after he had stopped sleeping with his wand clutched tightly in his hand, or when he had stopped flinching at every sudden movement, or maybe it had been when Harry had tripped over a crack in the sidewalk because he was too busy checking over his shoulder for incoming danger.

It had taken Ginny’s angry tears and threats of leaving him if he “did not leave that goddamn war!” to finally get through his head. The war was over, Voldemort was dead, his followers were dead and if they were not dead, then they were never going to come back. It had taken him a whole year to come to terms with that fact, until they had gotten married. After that, Harry had been too preoccupied with buying his new house, auror training, and helping to rebuild Hogwarts to allow his fears to take over his life.

James Sirius had been born in August of 2003, Albus Severus following three years after in April of 2006, and finally Lilly Luna in September of 2008. Harry now had children to raise and no time to worry about dark lords and horcruxes. Until, an 8 am phone call had woken Harry on a bright June morning in 2013. “Harry? Is that you?” the voice said. It took Harry a moment to place the familiar voice. “Big D? Is that really you?” Harry couldn’t help but remember the stupid nickname. “It’s me, I was wondering…If it were possible to meet sometime today? Maybe grab some lunch or an early dinner?” Harry had to take a second to wrap his mind around this turn of events. “Yeah, sure. How does 4 o’clock sound?” he asked. They made their plans and agreed to meet in muggle London that afternoon. 


Harry had told Ginny about the phone call and she had been supportive of their meeting. “He’s family after all, his parents may have been rotten but he was just a child. Look at Draco and Hermione; he was an absolute prat as a child, now? He’s absolutely perfect. He plays tea party with Cassie too. People change, dear. Let him show you the changes he’s made.” She said as she brought the children into the kitchen for breakfast. “Maybe you should have married Draco, since he’s so perfect.” Harry mumbled to himself. Ginny’s tinkling laughter followed him out the door.

At exactly 4 pm Harry sat in a small café Dudley had recommended, waiting to see his huge form walk through the door. Unfortunately or fortunately depending on your outlook, the man that entered was neither as round nor as mean looking as Harry remembered him to be. Dudley had lost a lot of weight and it had made his normally pig like face much nicer to look at. “Dudley?! Where is the rest of you?” Harry stood up and clapped him on the back as he approached their table. “Gone, a long time ago.” He laughed and sat down. “I have to be honest here, Harry. There’s a reason I called you after all this time… well two reasons actually.” Dudley said. They were interrupted by a waitress who took their order and walked away.

“First, I wanted to apologize for everything I put you through when we were kids. For not standing up to my parents even though I knew how wrong their treatment of you was. Mostly for being an overall arsehole and making the entirety of your childhood unbearable.” Their beers had been brought out during Dudley’s apology. Both men took a swig to clear some of the awkwardness from the air. “We were kids, Dud. Did you really expect me to hold a grudge? Now your parents… Well that’s another matter entirely.” Harry couldn’t keep the bitterness out if his voice. Even after all of these years, it grated. “I don’t talk them anymore, I haven’t for quite some time.” Harry looked up. That’s was something he never expected to here from little duddykins. “I married a witch, you can imagine how well that was received.” Harry choked on this beer this time. “That’s actually the main reason I wanted to reach out to you. We received a visit from a professor Granger last night.” Dudley looked up at Harry with a most peculiar expression. Harry smiled at him. Hermione was now the new muggle studies professor and Gryffindor head of house for Hogwarts, along with her husband, Draco Malfoy, new potions professor and Slytherin head of house. They were the perfect, shining example of house unity. Harry busted out laughing. This had to be some kind of karma, Dudley the super muggle, marrying a witch and producing a magical child? He couldn’t have written it better himself.

“Yeah Yeah, get it out. Cho said you’d react this way.” this time the beer made it’s way out of Harry’s nose. “You married Cho? How in the world?” Dudley smirked. “We met a month after the fall of Voldemort. At a bar in muggle London. We got married a few months later and Giselle was born about two years after that.” Dudley finished. So, Harry now had 3 whole new family members. “Giselle Dursley, huh? I hope she got Cho’s looks.” they laughed at Harry’s dig, any lingering awkward feeling dissipated and they spent the next hour catching up. Harry telling Dudley what to expect from a magical child and Dudley filling Harry in on the reactions of Vernon and Petunia to a witch daughter in law and grandchild. Needless to say, they had not been as accepting as Dudley had hoped, ultimately disowning their own son and granddaughter.

The the Dursley family had come over to dinner that night and every Sunday night there after. The children had become fast friends, James and Giselle becoming inseparable. When September first rolled around, platform 9 ¾ had been the site of a much unexpected scene. The Potter’s, the Dursley’s, and the Malfoy’s all talking and laughing and hugging their children. Scorpius Malfoy, James Potter, and Giselle Dursley. Hogwarts newest students, Gryffindors newest golden trio and the newest thorn in headmistress’ McGonagall’s side.

Story: Dramione Drabbles
Chapter: 69. The Thin White Line

From: Guest
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:YOU DON’T LIKE THE MARAUDERS COLUBRINA?
LMAO DRACO MALFOY IS THE BIGGEST, THE BIGGEST BULLY AND PRICK OF THE ENTIRE HP BOOKS! Yet you dare to call James and the marauders bullies?
LMAO canon Draco would take one look at your mudblood self, laugh and say ‘get out of my sight you no good damn dirty ape!’
LOL LOL James is a j***? JAMES DIED FOR HIS FAMILY. JAMES WOULDVE DIED PROTECTING HIS FRIENDS. JAMES IS A HERO. SNAPE WAS A S*** B*** WHO SUCKED VOLDEMORT’S BALLS AND WOULDN’T EVEN STAND UP FOR LILY! SIRIUS AND JAMES HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BULLY THAT DISGUSTING DEATH EATER CREEP! AND FYI COLUBRINA, YOUR STORIES ARE FILLED WITH THE MOST EVIL AND DISGUSTING BULLIES, MURDERERS, LIARS AND PYSCHOPATH KILLERS LIKE DARKDRACO DARKHERMIONE AND VOLDEMORT… ONLY A SLYTHERIN AND TRUE DAUGHTER OF SLYTHERIN WOULD ENJOY SUCH EVIL STORIES. LIKE W** DID U MURDER RON, GINNY AND MOLLY IN YOUR STORIES? THAT’S F*** UP AND ONLY A PSYCHOPATH WOULD ENJOY READING SOEMTHING LIKE THAT. YOU HAD THREE GROWN A** MEN-DRACO THEO AND BLAISE-GANG UP ON MOLLY AND TORTURE AND MURDER HER? LMAO THEY’RE THE BIGGEST BULLY COWARDLY MURDERES IN THE UNIVERSE
GOOOOOOO GRYFFINDOR! GO RONMIONE!
SLYTHERIN YOU CAN SLITHER IN YOUR SIN, HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FLAMES IN HELL LMAO! GRYDFFFINDOR PRIDE! MARAUDERS RULE! BAE!
SLYTHERINS ARE SICK IN THE HEAD!

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Story: To Have Your Cake
Chapter: 2. And Eat It Too

From: Guest
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:UHM WHY WOULD HERMIONE SLEEP WITH REMUS AND SIRIUS! THAT WOULD NEVER NE NEER HAPPEN!
GOOOOOO TEAMMMM RONMIONE!
“I love time travelling marauders”
NOPE TIME TRAVEL ISN’T POSSIBLE IDIITS!
“I love fluffy happy Drarry”
NOPE. DRACO AND HARRY HATE HATE EACH OTHER AND DRACO DOESN’T LIKE TO TAKE IT UP THE A**.
“I adore redeeming Dramione”
NOPE. DRACO WOUILD BE LIKE HELL NO I AINT TOCUHING NO DIRTY MUDBLOOD, GET ITS PAWS OFF OF ME!
“and I bathe in the richness of the amazing dark fics that Colubrina is QUEEN of.”
LMAO ONLY SLYEHTRINS WOULD ENJOY THAN EVILJUNK. GRYFFINDORS SUPPORT GRYFFINDORS! GOOD GUYS WIN! SORRY BUT VOLDY DIED DUMBASSSES!
its friddday botchhchces!

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Isn’t this adorable! I’ve got my first ever nasty review!! This is so precious. Not only does our lovely guest insult me, but they honor me by putting me in the same category as @colubrina . I’m touched, really.

Guest reviewer: Thank you. Apart from my friendship with a couple of fanfic people that have spilled into real life, I don’t think I have ever felt as much a part of this community as I do now. Bless you and all your misguided, misspelled ranting. You always remember your first and I shall never forget you <3.

anonymous asked:

Hey so is it that you don't like reading marauders or writing or both and how did you meet colubrina if that's the case?

It’s amazing that I have to repeat myself so much. What, exactly, makes you think I don’t like reading or writing Marauders? Is it the fact that I’ve written five stories about Marauders equaling over one million words? Maybe the fact that more than half of my fic rec list is marauder stories? Any of that make you think I don’t like them?

This is getting ridiculous.

As for how I met Colubrina … I read her stories and fell in love with them. See, shockingly, people are able to enjoy more than one pairing, more than one trope, more than one version of any given story. I love time travelling marauders, I love fluffy happy Drarry, I adore redeeming Dramione, and I bathe in the richness of the amazing dark fics that Colubrina is QUEEN of. 

anonymous asked:

I have a reader's block- if that exists, that is. Any recs? anything at all! just good fics- it doesn't even have to be not well-known, I dont rly mind

Readers block is SO real! When I get it, I like to go back to a couple of favorites which aren’t angsty and get me back in the happy, fluffy mood that I associate with Dramione. So here’s some options:

WIP:

Burbage High by Charlotte Bird - M, 23 chapters -  14 Years post war, Hermione has become Head of the progressive, yet failing Burbage High. Handling right wing politics is easy, but working out why Malfoy is insisting his son start there in September is not. 10 years spent in Azkaban and 2 years isolated in the muggle world may have changed Draco, but surely not that much? Is something more sinister going on?

It’s Just Me by jehszs - M, 32 chapters (likely abandoned) -  After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he’s doing everything in his power to make her his again?

Heir Brained by diagonally - M, 42 chapters (likely abandoned) -  The war witnessed Draco managing his way into the Order’s fold & the trio’s cramped boundaries. Years later, they are quasi-friends. Does Hermione want more? Want to bet your copy of ‘Hogwarts, a History?

Complete:

The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty - M, 103 chapters -  Hermione has everything she could possibly want… Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there’s the thing with The Bracelet…

Forbidden by Darkest Dawn - M, 17 chapters -  He hated her…but he would have her. After all: Forbidden fruit always tasted much sweeter.

The Request by redhead414 - M, 39 chapters - Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get.

The Passion of Hate by XorderlyXchaosXnXconfusionX - M, 17 chapters - It’s a known fact to the entire population of Hogwarts that Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy hate each other with a passion. But what happens when that passion turns the hate to lust? Winner for He Had It Coming Dramione awards

Innerhouse Relations by LifesADarkArt - M, 20 chapters - Draco/Hermione are Hogwarts professors/heads of house. A new program set by Headmistress McGonagall will end house rivalry by forcing activities on the students requiring them to get to know one another. Can the students do it if the professors can’t?

-Shirlyn

humanpatronus asked:

I think that all these Dramione drabbles anons are really absorbing the message that JK is trying to send in HP. I mean obviously. Kill all us Slytherins. We are, without exception, evil death eaters. Obviously. And, as Remus said himself, the Hogwarts-age mauraders were angels from heaven. Obviously.

It’s true. When I’m not writing fanfic, working on revising the novel, or teaching Girl Scouts how to make omelettes (wish me luck), I’m plotting my evil takeover of Western society based on my radical political stance of free public universities and higher marginal tax rates. Also, identifying tattoos, uncomfortable face masks, and dry clean only dark robes. (Note: don’t try to mix teaching 9-year-olds how to crack and beat eggs with the dry clean only robes. That may not go well.)