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  • Hermione: [groaning] How can you drink like this? I feel like I've been hungover for three months.
  • Draco: [shrugs]
  • Pansy: It's actually been four months this Friday.
  • Hermione: How!? How do you do it?
  • Draco: Something about being pureblood I think. We can hold our liquor to the point of alcohol poisoning.
  • Blaise: Its in our DNA. It's like our forefathers knew we would have to drown our sorrows on a regular basis.
  • Hermione: Or... and this is just a thought... you're all alcoholics.
  • Pansy: Nah.... that can't be it.
  • Blaise: Must just be Slytherins.
  • Draco: and if you're going to be hanging out with us you best get used to it Granger.
  • Hermione: Or I could break up with you.
  • Draco: [offended] Or You could not!!
  • Hermione: [phone starts ringing]
  • Harry: [looks at who is calling] you still call your dad "daddy"?
  • Hermione: [picks up phone and locks eyes with Harry]
  • Hermione: hey Draco, what's up?
  • Harry: [chokes on drink]
Roommates With Draco Part Three
  • Part Three: Three AM Revelations
  • Hermione: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.
  • Draco: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and firewhiskey I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle.
  • Ginny: I'm cold.
  • Harry: Here, have my scarf.
  • Hermione: Yeah, it's a little chilly.
  • Draco: What? (takes off his coat) I told you to bring more layers but of course you never listen and now (piles scarves on Hermione) I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death. (takes somebody else's hat) Could you be any more annoying? Ugh.
  • Hermione: What do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?
  • Harry: Contraception
  • Ginny: Education
  • Luna: Laws that require every orphaned homeless kid to be adopted so that everyone has their own kids without producing more babies
  • Ron: Or we could just fly all the extra people to Mars
  • Draco[recently introduced to muggle entertainment]: Even better - the Hunger Games.
  • Hermione: Draco no
  • Draco: Nice robe, Granger
  • Hermione: Even if I got it at 50% off? Isn't that too cheap for you?
  • Draco: Well, I'd like them better if they were 100% off
  • Hermione: Stores can't just give away clothes for free, Draco
  • Draco: ... That's not what I meant
  • Hermione: *not listening* That would be an awful way to run a business
  • Draco: ... *gives up*
Ron and the Malfoys
  • Ron: So Hermione, you are coming to The Burrow tomorrow for lunch, right?
  • Hermione: Of course! I am looking forward to it!
  • Draco: Hey! Am I not invited?
  • Ron: Oh, go to hell! Malfoys are not allowed at my place.
  • Draco and Hermione: (together) What?
  • Ron: Uh, sorry. I always seem to forget that you guys are married.
  • Pansy: I think Draco is in love...
  • Blaise: Nope. can't be.
  • Pansy: What makes you so sure?
  • Blaise: Because he's a Malfoy.
  • Pansy: and that means what? that he can't have feelings?
  • Blaise: No, Malfoys have hearts of granite. They can kick puppies, torture kittens, and have a good night's sleep afterwards. They do not care about anything, and they most certainly do not fall in love with anything or anyone!
  • Pansy: Then explain why he's slobbering all over Granger?
  • Blaise: He's.... He's...
  • Pansy: You're just mad that he's got less time for you right?
  • Blaise: HE'S RUINING OUR BACHELOR LIFESTYLE DAMMIT!!
  • Draco: You're going to ace this test.
  • Hermione: [clearly stressed out] You THINK that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
  • Draco: I disagree if anything love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg on a muggle stove?
  • Hermione: That was big. I was really proud of you.
  • Person A: *crying*
  • Person B: There's no reason to be sad.
  • Person A: Why?
  • Person B: Well, first of all, the world is 4.5 billion years old--
  • Person A (interrupting): I don't know how that's supposed to make me feel better.
  • Person B: Let me finish
  • Person B: The world is 4.5 billion years old and you still happened to exist at the same time as me.
  • Person A: ...
  • Person B: ...
  • Person A: Why won't you leave me alone