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  • Draco: I can't find my wand.
  • Hermione: Have you looked?
  • Draco: Everywhere.
  • [Hermione passes directly to Draco's cabinet, picks up his wand and holds it before him]
  • Draco: Must've been under something.
  • Hermione: Your nose?
  • Draco: You just have this way of seeing things.
  • Hermione: Yes, two of them. They're called eyes.
Houses as Tiny Turn Ons
  • Gryffindors: People who lean back against walls with one shoulder while they talk.
  • Hufflepuffs: Hugs that linger just a bit because neither of you really want to let go.
  • Ravenclaws: Someone leaning towards you from their desk to help you with a question/problem.
  • Slytherin: That 'accidental' slip of their gaze from your eyes to your lips as you're talking.
  • *Christmas at the Potters - it's not a big house, but of course, the Weasley-Grangers are invited as usual and this year, for the first time the Malfoys too - they are all sunken into separate conversations and sitting at the dinner table*
  • Harry: Remember that one time, where you stupefied me and broke my nose? It still doesn't feel quite the same!
  • Draco: You're exaggerating.
  • Harry: Or remember when I fell off my broom because of you? (he pulls off his jumper and lifts his shirt - Ginny and Hermione begin to watch) There, I still got a faint scar.
  • Draco: Hah, don't even get me started, Potter! That's what you call a scar? Remember the time when you hit me with Sectumsempra? (he unbuttons his shirt) See, you gave me plenty of them! (Ginny and Hermione, now staring with blushed cheeks)
  • Harry: (stands up and fumbles with his belt) Yeah? And do you remember the time...(everyone is staring)
  • Ron: Ugh, guys? What are you doing?
  • Ginny and Hermione: Shut up, Ron! Don't be such a drag!
  • Harry: Hey guys do you dare me to make out with Draco?
  • Hermione, Ron, Every Gryffindor Really: No
  • Harry: [shaking his head and chuckling] I can’t believe you guys are making me do this
  • Hermione, Ron, etc.: We’re not
  • Draco: Shut up, let the man talk
Hermione vs Astoria
  • Blaise: You've got to choose mate. You can't keep them both!
  • Draco: But I fancy them both!
  • Blaise: You think you do but you don't. Don't think with your dick.
  • Draco: I do not!
  • Blaise: Come on then, just list down all the cons you have for the both of 'em. That way you'll see what you're getting into. Choose the one with the shorter list.
  • Draco: Alright... [scowls]
  • Blaise: Granger first. I'm sure you've got plenty of--
  • Draco: She's manipulative, she's an insufferable know-it-all, I was always behind her in class, she's a prude, a swot-- I hate how she bites her nail, when she thinks she can sing to save her life, when she squints her eyes when she insists that I'm wrong. That hair of hers she can't seem to tame, I mean sleekeazy's won't hurt once in a while! And thinking about my parents, I hate that she's a muggle-born.
  • Blaise: See? But take it easy now. Don't want to lose "insults" for Astoria now, do we? So, Greengrass then? I'm sure she's a lovely--
  • Draco: She's not Hermione Granger...
  • Blaise: ...
  • Draco: ...
  • Blaise: Err, there you go?
Hermione wearing a wedding dress she can't wear on the wedding day for some reason
  • <p> <b>Draco:</b> Come out there, love.<p/><b>Hermione:</b> [from inside the room] No, I can't. I'm wearing a wedding dress.<p/><b>Draco:</b> Great! You found <i> the </i> dress?<p/><b>Hermione:</b> Yes, but I have to return it.<p/><b>Draco:</b> Well why can't I see it?<p/><b>Hermione:</b> I guess you can see it. But you can't like it, understand?<p/><b>Draco:</b> [chuckles] Okay, I promise I'll hate it.<p/><b>Hermione:</b> [comes out the room] [smiles] Hi...<p/><b>Draco:</b> Wow. You look hideous.<p/><b>Hermione:</b> [giggles] Really?<p/><b>Draco:</b> Yeah, that's like the most ugliest dress I've ever seen. That dress is just terrible, it makes me want to just rip it off of you.<p/></p>
  • Hermione: [groaning] How can you drink like this? I feel like I've been hungover for three months.
  • Draco: [shrugs]
  • Pansy: It's actually been four months this Friday.
  • Hermione: How!? How do you do it?
  • Draco: Something about being pureblood I think. We can hold our liquor to the point of alcohol poisoning.
  • Blaise: Its in our DNA. It's like our forefathers knew we would have to drown our sorrows on a regular basis.
  • Hermione: Or... and this is just a thought... you're all alcoholics.
  • Pansy: Nah.... that can't be it.
  • Blaise: Must just be Slytherins.
  • Draco: and if you're going to be hanging out with us you best get used to it Granger.
  • Hermione: Or I could break up with you.
  • Draco: [offended] Or You could not!!
Planning her wedding
  • Hermione: Look I know tradition in his family states weddings are to be done in a set way but that doesn't mean I can't have a dj or my favorite music
  • Blaise: Good luck convincing Narcissa of muggle anything being involved
  • Hermione: This is <i>my</i> wedding and I will have whatever <i>muggle</i> traditions or elements I please!!
Blaise x Theo x Draco talking about Hermione Granger
  • Draco: She's so smart and funny. We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing abou-- [stops because Blaise and Theo looks at him funny] what?
  • Theo: You love her.
  • Draco: No, I don't.
  • Theo: Yes, you do. Draco loves Hermione.
  • Blaise: Come on, Theo. Just lay off him.
  • Draco: Thank you.
  • Blaise: He's a little sensitive right now because he's sO in love!