Draco: *to himself * told Granger we should just apparate there, but nOOO. Hermione: *from the car* it’s a muggle town, Draco. A muggle wedding, with my muggle relatives. I told you this like a hundred times. Draco: I know! *whispers* stupid muggle car with their stupid muggle gas, and I have to pay for it with oH- stupid muggle money! Hermione: I can hear you, Malfoy. Draco: About time, you should!

cas--get-out-of-deans-ass  asked:

Draco Malfoy

draco malfoy playlist:

•homecoming king—Andy Black•
•primadonna girl—Marina and the Diamonds•
•the only hope for me is you—My Chemical Romance•
•somebody to love—Queen•
•heaven knows i’m miserable now—the Smiths•
•what a catch, donnie—Fall Out Boy•
•it’s oh so quiet—bjork•

Please, do yourself a favor. Go read anything from @colubrina. I’m serious.

If you’re a fan of Dramione, Tomione, triads are your guilty pleasure and you admit (if only to yourself) to liking a healthy dose of darkness to balance out the fluff in your readings - or wish to be seduced into it - I implore you to read her work.

If you’re following me, I hope you’d already know I’m a huge fan of hers. But just in case. Well, now you know.

okay so I’m just now coming back to this blog, and I just cleared out a LOT of blogs so

if you post any of the following, feel free to like/reblog this, kay?

Naruto (especially KakaSaku)
Dragon Ball Z
Harry Potter (especially Dramione or Sevmione/Snanger)
Hibike! Euphonium
Mystic Messenger
Kingdom Hearts
Broadway (Especially Hamilton)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Mercedes Lackey

Confessions Chapter 9: Workday Confessions

Story Notes: Hermione grooms her successor, is interrogated by her hairdresser, then goes head first into the world of international politics with Harry and Draco. 

Author’s Notes: It’s a bit wordy and very political, but I promise, it’s setting up for something.   

Songs that inspired this chapter:
Ego by Beyonce
Run the World (Girls) by Beyonce
Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Lorde
Warriors by Imagine Dragons

Read previous chapters or keep up with the story on Tumblr or Archive of Their Own.

Companion Stories:
The Daily Prophet’s Review of The Rose and Scorpion Gastropub
Flashback Confessions: Head Boys and Head Girls

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Houses as Tiny Turn Ons
  • Gryffindors:People who lean back against walls with one shoulder while they talk.
  • Hufflepuffs:Hugs that linger just a bit because neither of you really want to let go.
  • Ravenclaws:Someone leaning towards you from their desk to help you with a question/problem.
  • Slytherin:That 'accidental' slip of their gaze from your eyes to your lips as you're talking.
Cursed Child Character Summaries
  • Harry:*still famous and hating it*
  • Ginny:*cool mom*
  • Hermione:*always in love with ron*
  • Ron:*always in love with 'mione*
  • Draco:*sass + redemption*
  • McGonagall:*100% done*
  • Albus:*requires a hug 24/7*
  • Scorpius:Nerd™
  • Rose:*2k16 version of "it's leviOsa"*