dramatical queue


Dale Cooper + Disheveled Hair

Zuko: “All right…*ugh*…just gotta get this…*urgh*…robe on. Get myself…all dressed for the ceremony. Gonna be crowned Firelord, and then I’m gonna hop on an airship, fly off to the Boiling Rock, and I’m going to stand in front of that warden and command him to release Mai because I am the Firelord. Totally going to walk dramatically behind him all the way to the cell block because–”

Mai: “You need some help with that?” 

Zuko: “AAAAA”

“The Libertine” {Sentence Starters}

quotes from the 2004 movie. Some swearing, sexual content and blasphemy sure to crop up so be warned.

  • Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. 
  • In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious.
  • All men would be cowards if they only had the courage.
  • I thought about putting you in the tower. I even considered putting your head on a spike.
  • I don’t like a whore with sentiment.
  • If god wants men to have faith, why does he not make us more disposed to believe?
  • She was playing “Little Clitoris.”
  • May I always be in your heart, sometimes in your thoughts, but *never* in your debt.
  • You will die of this company. Do not laugh, I’m serious.
  • Well freeze my piss if the royal finger ain’t beckoning me. How exciting.
  • Did I once praise you for your blunt manner?
  • I shall never forgive you for teaching me how to love life.
  • Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me… now?
  • I handed you a chance to show your shining talent and what do you give me in return?
  • You put me in the Tower.
  • I wish to be moved. I cannot feel in life. I must have others do it for me here in the theatre.
  • I have gone too far. A trait which in you is *fascinating* but in me is a fault.
  • That would not be appropriate for a man of breeding.
  • You are one of life’s understudies!
  • Sir, you have the honour of playing *my* understudy.
  • Ink! Ink! Bring me ink!
  • I didn’t do it for you, I did it for me.
  • I am nature. you are art. Let us see how we compare.
  • I’m being pissed on from half-a-dozen directions at once and it don’t accord with my majestic dignity.
  • I will not swap my certain glory for your undependable love.
  • I don’t want you to die! I want you to live and live differently!