dramatic hair is fun hair

  • Found stupid hair dye everywhere in my bathroom and on the side of the can of my Bai can, walk into bedroom where husband is playing Xbox.
  • Me: babe, I'm nervous to drink this... (looks at can funny)
  • Husband: whyyyy? (Looks at me weird)
  • Me: I found hair dye on the side of the can now I wonder if it's in my can... (peeks at opening of can)
  • Husband: umm...
  • Me: fuck it, I die, I die (takes drink)
  • Husband: and?
  • Me: awe man if I die I die with blonde hair! Damn! Make sure you put it in my eulogy I didn't choose to be a blonde!!
  • Husband: (laughs) you're so dramatic.
  • Me: soooo? (Husband laughs)