drama class

One time in drama class we were playing this game where you have to keep asking each other questions but it has to be on the same topic, and I was up with this mean girl who everyone really doesn’t like bc she’s a bitch and she’s really dumb, and she was like ‘have you ever failed a test?’ And my sassy side came out and I was like 'have you ever passed one?’ (I said it in a sassy voice too) my teacher laughed so hard

Things my theatre class has said:

•"Michael put your shirt back on.“

•"Stop dancing like magic Mike and run your lines.”

•"Put the sword back or so help me god.“

•"You gotta be an exotic dancer, man.”

•"God damn it Jerry.“

•"Wanna go to Starbucks and see how many cake pops I can fit in my mouth?”

•"I’ve got this shit down packed.“

•"Put the hand back.”

•"Let’s play murderer, I like that game.“

•"If she’s the lead girl, I’m fucking playing lead boy.”

•"Get the skeleton out of the closet.“

•"That’s an octopus in a jar.”

•"See you later, lesbian thespians.“

•"theatre class is the only reason I haven’t dropped out yet.”

•"Put the goddamn tutu and wings on, stop complaining.“

•"Tiny Ashia is a senior? What the fuck? When did that happen?”

•"Wanna hear my Shaggy immpression? I’ve been working on it.“

•"Stop humping the ground, Michael.“ •"Do you wanna buy a duck?”
Sanders Sides as Things My Drama Teachers Have Said

Patton: You get 10 brownie points for sticking to it and being brave! Literally no one knew the cue and I’m disappointed in everyone except you.

Logan: WE HAVE 2 WEEKS UNTIL WE PERFORM - PLEASE START USING YOUR BRAINS AND REHEARSE. YOUR. CUES.

Roman: All of you were amazing, but let’s face it, I’m the one who did all the work.

Virgil: Guys… we’re performing on Wednesday… stop looking at your scripts JUST to stress me out.

todays premiere of our les mis school production was just,….,, incredible….
like I got to play my favorite character, Grantaire, got a lapdance by the student who plays Enjolras, our whole class was shouting do you hear the people sing while dressing up for the show, I got a lapdance by Enjolras, we died holding hands, I got a lapdance by Enjolras

The Signs as Things Said by my Eighth Grade Drama Teacher

Aries: “If I wasn’t working with eighth graders I would use much worse language.”
Taurus: “Haha, you’re not crying because you don’t have a soul.”
Gemini: “There needs to be a Jewish theme park. Like…instead of the tea cups, it’s those Jewish hats.”
Cancer: “All of the trash comes from New York and New Jersey. I mean, that’s where you got me from.”
Leo: “I CAN STAND ON THE DESK I HAVE A TEACHER’S LICENSE!”
Libra: “These are my three daughters. The oldest is obnoxious the middle is annoying and the youngest is the worst. Who wants one?”
Virgo: “No, you cannot use real blood on my stage.”
Scorpio: “Yes, the world was in black and white before about 1960.”
Sagittarius: “[the one Jewish kid in our whole school], I’m your father now, and I’m gonna arrange a marriage for you. How do you feel about Betty White?”
Capricorn: “I am omnipotent. I can see all of you on your phone or chewing gum.”
Aquarius: “The Passover is pretty brutal. I mean…what if one of the Egyptians faked it?”
Pisces: “[about Titanic] YOU PUT THE RING ON THE FINGER, YOU DONT FLIRT WITH OTHER GUYS! GOD ROSE”

So for the beginning of the vocal unit in my drama class we had to recite something like a poem or song lyrics or really anything and today we had people performing in class

  • That one Undertale “Stronger than you” parody 
  • Something off the side of a cereal box
  • “Take me out to the ball game” but performed as if the character was absolutely hysterical
  • The fitnessgram pacer test opening

#9: “Filthy Commies”
We played a game in drama class where one kid played a kindergarten teacher and the rest of us played kindergartners. One of the kids’ objective was to get another student to share a chocolate bar. This was the “teacher"s reaction, so I really hope he never becomes an actual teacher.
Disclaimer: this is not me expressing either of the political opinions in the comic. I just thought it was funny.

so in my drama class there is a girl named stacy who is really quiet and sweet and on the first day we were playing a name game where we go around and say our names and the next person has to say the name of the person before plus their own ect. so someone forgot her name and out of the blue she just says “my mom has got it going on” anD I LOST IT

Things that have been said in my drama class

“Those ain’t real yeezies.” ‘What-?’ “They aren’t real uggs, those fake ass yeezies” ‘No, they are not in fact, real.’ “Betrayal.”

“WAIT SO THE WHOLE POINT OF STUDENT LEADERSHIP WAS SO YOU COULD GET A BREAK WHEN YOU DIDN’T WANT TO TEACH?!” ‘Mostly, yes.’

“Yo- Aye- What’s your last name?” ‘Huh?’ “What’s your last name?” ‘Oh- it’s [Last name]. Why?’ “*raises hand* mISS [Last name] I’M DEAD INSIDE CAN I GO DIE IN THE BATHROOM” ‘Oh my god-’

“*Gasp* Oooh~ I can slay at make-up! Gather-round my children come look at pictures on my Instagram.“

“*Literally everyone in the class quoting vines*”

“Bye bitches I’m going to do my acting in a video for the film-making class to prove how good I am at acting.”

“CAN I SEE PEEP I WANNA DO HIS HAIR” ‘No- I’m trying to talk right now-’ “YES OKAY BUT CONSITER THIS- PLEASE“

‘[Name] You can hold Peep during class time to be his bodyguard since everyone wants him.’ “ThAtS NoT fAiR?!?“

“Can I bring my Vaporeon to class just to hold her?” ‘*stares for a moment before nodding.* Sure..’

“*Coughing and sounding like they’re about to kneel over and die*” ‘Hey can you maybe go sit in the corner and die quietly we need to concentrate‘ 

“The little mermaid was so fucking basic like honestly she falls in love with the guy and gets the guy what else is new.” ‘That’s,, because it’s Disney.’ 

“Why the hecc are we trying to turn Disney movies into theater plays?? There’s so many special effects I mean– take a look at Moana or Little mermaid or Beauty and the Beast?? That’s gonna be so hard-” ‘NO ONE ASKED YOU SHUT UP’ “‘[name]!! DoN’t Be RuDe”‘

“Okay everyone get in the circle it’s story time!!” ‘*Everyone making noises or cheers of delight*’

“Waitwaitwait gimme peep I have a story.” ‘Kkay, here. *Trading off the little plush*’ “Okay, here, everyone shut up. *Starts singing ‘Lost Boy’*”

“*Three minutes later everyone is singing songs together in the circle*”

“I love your singing voice so much!! You and [Name] are amazing!!” ‘sHuSh?!’

“For The Little Mermaid, the lead actress has to be a decent singer.” ‘[my name] HAS TO DO IT SHE WAS THE GREATEST FEMALE SINGER’ 

“Okay everyone listen up today we’re going to-” ‘Bitch I don’t take orders from you.’ “[Name]!!”

“Okay but if my friend lives in space can they still join drama club?” ‘If they can help out with the play in anyway then sure.’ “wHOOP”

“I want to fucking die.” ‘*Everyone in the classroom says ‘same’*’

“they’re FLYING DRONES OUTSIDE” ‘Wait no everyone sit back dow-’ *Everyone rushes outside to watch*

“Wait so we aren’t gonna watch Mean Girls?” ‘No, we’re gonna d-’ “IM OUT” ‘[name] come back-’ “BYE BITCHES I’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. *Leaves the classroom.* *Everyone sighs in annoyance*” 

“*One girl crouches down to pick up a pencil*” ‘*Another grabs her arm and pulls her up.* No!! No mental break downs in class!! Not again!!’ 

“We aren’t doing the circle today, Class.” ‘*Sad noises and groans around the room.*’

“yEET- *Chucks empty water bottle across room at the recycle bin*”  ‘*Class goes crazy as it made it in*’

“Are we your favorite class?” ‘I’ll be honest with you. Drama is my favorite subject to teach, I’ve told you this many times before, But today, I’ve gotta say Fourth Period was my favorite class.’ “*Standing up out of chair and slamming hands on desk.* YOU HEAR THAT GUYS?! WE GOTTA STEP UP OUR G A M E”

“Can we do the dancing thing since it’s too late to do a lesson but we still have time?” ‘Sure.‘

“*Cue [Name1] Jumping on desks to dance with music, sliding down on chairs, droppin it low, being the best dancer ever*”

“*Cue [Name2] Attempting to jump off a desk during their dance and almost hitting their head*”

“*Cue [Name3] To turn on their glow shoes and be in the middle of the first two dancers*”


I will update this everyday after school to add more things that have been said, just because I love my drama class that much.

Today I told my drama class that my dog required more love than I was capable of giving. They exploded into sputtering laughter at the time but I’m pretty sure they are semi worried about my future relationships now.