Summary: After the Avenger’s falling out, you were put in charge of putting Bucky together. Under King T’Challa’s orders, you were given a month’s time to create a new arm while simultaneously figure out how to get the triggering memories of his past out of his mind. As the time goes by, you found yourself confiding in him, despite his frozen state.
2k followers lucky me. Let’s celebrate by draining your fucking wallets to a real man.
Shoutout to all the secretly submissive doms contacting me lately. Just come let go and be my slave it’s easier that way.
Are you into cute, muppet-like anime characters ?? Hamster- like smiles, maybe ?? Would you actually take the time to PUNCH a muppet in the face ?? Of course you would, smh, you bunch of sadists, I can see your intentions from here.
I am looking for new paypiggys to bow to My every wish and command. I get what I want when I want it, and you’re going to give it to ME. It gives me pleasure to drain your wallet and control your life. You wish to serve ME? When you have tributed, an application will be sent through email. You will then be considered and if in agreement to my terms and conditions there will be a legally binding contract. Why spend mine when I can spend yours? PayPal email : Stormyblake84@gmail.com
Look at my perfect body and send your money to me. Drain your wallet to make sure I live in luxury while you work extra hours like a slave to earn more for Goddess. Lay down at my feet and start begging.
It’s an early evening home for me. Let’s get some little piggies for me to drain tonight. My kik is z_iio message me only if you’re ready to be laughed at while draining your wallet and doing humiliating tasks.
Pro tip: If you ever want to go on a date with Taiga, do not take him to a restaurant. I repeat, DO NOT TAKE HIM TO A RESTAURANT. He will drain your wallet halfway into the date and it will likely be the last time you go out to eat for the next two months.
Himuro, warning others about the dangers of dating Kagami
for anarchyaustralia and tokyoluke‘s blurb night :) this is kind of long (more like super long) so I’ve put it under a read more.
ISO: One roommate to share rent for as long as they can. Gender and age don’t matter. Employed preferable, but not required. Rent is $750/mo, you pay $375. Water, heat, electricity all included. Contact info below.
You’d been searching for an apartment for the past few weeks, but everything was either nice and too expensive, or in your price range but shitty. You didn’t want to speak too soon, but this ad (in the absolute last paper that you’d looked in) may have been exactly what you’d been looking for this whole time. Underneath the ad was a number to call, “any time between 8 a.m. and 10 p.m.” it said. It’s just past 10 p.m., but you don’t want to start off with this person on the wrong foot, especially since if thing go your way, you’ll be living with them for a while. You make a note to call in the morning before you go to work, then get ready for bed.
Another night alone, sitting in front
of the computer with a mouse in one hand and a vodka on the rocks in the other,
trying to kill time before complete exhaustion overtakes me, hopefully before
the sunrise. I aimlessly click back and forth, page after page of news prattle,
stupid people doing stupid things in stupid videos, social media sites to catch
up with friends and family, playing free unskilled games in hopes of draining
your wallet that I had no intention of ever purchasing, and the occasional bit
of fantasy self-fulfillment porn.
The most amusing thing that I find from all of
this cyber-wandering is the constant bombardment of cheesy ads supposedly
directed at me personally with my hometown shoehorned in the text that has been
gathered from my IP address, a half-assed attempt to impress me into thinking,
“Oh, golly! This MUST be legit! Let me just click on this and download what
couldn’t possibly be a trojan virus!” Idiots. I’m not new to the ways of the
internet. I’m a goddamn pro at wasting as much of my adult time as possible
with my little two buttoned friend!
Later on into the night and into my
fifth beverage, I notice one of these banner ads blinking with neon red letters
at the top of a news site. I only noticed it because it had my name flashing as
the first word. “James!” it read, “MILFs in your area want to meet you! One
MILF is just 10 miles away!”
I laughed heartily to myself, nearly spitting out
some of my precious vodka. Who still uses that term these days? MILF? Just
another example of how the advertisement industry is way out of touch with the
world. I swallow my almost airborne mouthful and furrow my brow a bit. How did
they know my name? I didn’t think you could get a name from an IP address, just
a location. Damn, these programming nerds are getting really good at their jobs
these days! I click refresh for the latest news articles on the site.
When the page fully loaded, I was
knocked back in my chair, mouse flung from my hand, and a single ice cube fell
onto the floor and slid behind me. I was assaulted by an extremely loud, shrill
dinging sound from the computer speakers, as if a deranged slot machine was
trying to murder me with my winnings. I gather myself and reach to turn the
speakers off. I don’t ever remember turning them up that loud. I hardly even
needed the speakers when I browsed the web. I scanned the page for what could
have possibly made that audio attack.
Ugh it’s so easy to make good vegan food but it will drain your wallet like you won’t believe
This is bullshit, charge the carnists more for their meat. You wanna be unethical? You’ll have to pay out of your ass for it