- you: how was moana?
- me: it boosted my immune system, cured my depression, and fixed the drain in my bathroom sink
- you: ok, i was just--
- me: it planted a small but robust tree in my soul.
ONE TIME I DREW A PINK ICE CASTLE WITH THREE HOTDOGS AND THREE NICE SNACKS GONNA TEACH YOU ALL HOW TO SCRAPE OUT MY SINK DRAIN