dragonnation

  • Oghren:Well, here we are, elf. The homeland of your people.
  • Zevran:I am from Antiva, Oghren. I don't go into forests as a rule.
  • Oghren:Huh, I thought you elves were all from the woods. With the flowers and the wind and what-not.
  • Zevran:The Dalish perhaps. Most of us were born with a roof over our head.
  • Oghren:Then why the sod do we keep hearing about elves frolicking in the thicket and nug-spew like that?
  • Zevran:Could it be that Orzammar's archives aren't the most accurate authority on elves?
  • Oghren:Heh. Orzammar's archives are hardly an authority on Orzammar's archives.
  • Zevran:I'm just cheered by the thought that you might have picked up a book at some point.
  • Oghren:Heh. It had pictures. Dirty ones.
  • Zevran:Well, naturally.