dragonball z quotes

At the Amusement Park
  • Pharah: Yeah, y'know, when you can fly, these rides don’t really seem that fun.
  • Doomfist (arriving): Well, if you’re already bored, why don’t you take a ride on my fist?
  • Mercy: You, uh, want a minute to rephrase that, chief?
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  • Zarkon: I wish to meet this man so that I may reward him!
  • Arusian Leader: I thought you said you wanted to arrest him?
  • Zarkon: I CHANGE MY MIND A LOT!
  • [pause]
  • Zarkon: Execute them.

miss-azura-deactivated20170724  asked:

i don't know whether i should laugh or cry because this is the 2nd time i see a dubbed comic of sasster and he still sounds like vegeta, despite having being dubbed by someone else from the first video i saw. gaster as an angry saiyan confirmed,

I definitely wasn’t waiting for an excuse to draw something like this

(heck I’m gonna roll with it since I can’t find the video of my actual headcanon Sasster voice anyway, rip)

GOKU’S GREATEST LINE

Say what you want about the early Funimation Dub but I remember getting chills when I heard Goku say this line as a Little Kid. When I was a Chubby kid getting bullied I DREAMED of saying this to my antagonists

Perfect for Racists, Trolls, Haters, Bullies etc etc  just replace the word saiyan

I’ve only got to use this line twice in my life but it was worth it each time haha

After Ryuji slips too much information about Phantom Thieves business in public
  • Yusuke: This may be a little off topic, but how good are you at digging holes?
  • Ryuji: What are you–
  • Yusuke: I mean, other than the one you already dug yourself into.
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When you realize Akira Toriyama is Goku. 💖✌😆

TFS quotes with zero context!

“At least she’s not going on about ze ponies and ze friendship.”
“Call me the can opener, cause I’m about to bust open your metal ass.”
“I am a super sandwich!”
“Man he has been at this for like 20 hours.”
“YOU SHRIMP DICKED FUCK NUGGET!”
“That’s not a pizza at all!”
“I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, f*ck this planet!”
“Oh yes, I’m going to fuck the fear turkey!”
“Do you think if I shot one with my gun, lucky charms would explode everywhere?”
“Do yah think if I cut one open with my knife it would spill out lucky charms?”
“Come on guys, look on the bright side!” “What bright side?” “I don’t know, but when we find it we should look on it.” “I fucking hate you Connie!”