Context : we’re escorting a merchant to a town where he can sell his goods and by doing this job we get 35% of all the goods he was carrying and we get huge discounts but we are currently on the way to the city we have a teif Warlock, Human goat Cleric dwarf paladin dragonb sorce and me a drow monk
Warlock trifling : I look for berries to add to my book of nature *rolls a 19*
Dm: you find a set of berries you are completely new to
Warlock :I convince our cleric to eat them
Cleric : no need to convince I eat them anyways
Dm: roll con save
Cleric: *rolls 4
Dm your vision goes blurry and you see your goat god in a mighty throne room and one approaches you
Me realizing I have taken form of his main god as he hallucinates move closer and touches his face
Me: you have been chosen young man to serve as the champion of our people go forth and free the goats of your lands
Dm:this is all said in bahhs to you cleric
When he finally comes out of his high he exclaims that his god’s have talked to him and he now has a purpose in life
The nations were angry, and your wrath has come. The time has come for judging the dead, and for rewarding your servants the prophets and your people who revere your name, both great and small— and for destroying those who destroy the earth
Today has been a v. productive Dragon Bible day, here is just a snippet.
Adjoining Hannigram pages, featuring photos from Tattle Crime in my dragon bible. Entirely coincidentally the part of revelations written on these pages is from Revelations 20, and is about casting the devil into the Abyss.