dragon fly inn

Can we collectively create Stars Hollow? Like Harry Potter World, but for Gilmore Girls. Cause I’m 100% down to stay in the Dragon Fly Inn, browse Stars Hollow Books, have lunch at Lukes, get my late night snacks from Doose’s, go to all the town events and take a million selfies in the town square. 

101 Endings for Rory Gilmore that would have been better

1. She accepts a TEFL (teaching english as a foreign language) position and travels the world teaching kids. 

2.Enlists in the foreign service and works their press division. 

3. Was discovered by Zooey Deschenel and becomes a blogger for Hello Giggles. 

4. Works for Buzzfeed. 

5.Runs a blog of her own, gains a HUGE online following, and gets a book deal because of it. 

6. Winds up discovering the truth about “Dean Forester” and becomes a hunter. 

7. Goes to work with Jess at THE FUCKING PUBLISHING COMPANY HE OWNS AS A GODDAMN EDITOR. 

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Apparently it’s been reported that Jack LaLanne has died.

SOOKIE: All right, I’ll take these if it’s all you’ve got.
JACKSON: Well, don’t do me any favors. [leaves]
LORELAI: You two are back big-time.
SOOKIE: That actually felt good. [Chuckles] Like getting a Jack LaLanne workout.
LORELAI: Dead or alive?
SOOKIE: Jack LaLanne? Dead. No – alive. [Lorelai’s phone rings] Oh, now that’s gonna bug me.
[…]

[on phone]
LORELAI: There’s a horse in the dining room.
RORY: What?
LORELAI: Cletus is in the dining room.
RORY: Why?
LORELAI: He heard about the terrific continental breakfast? I don’t know. I gotta go look into this.
LORELAI: Cletus, honey!
MICHEL: Lorelai, I need your signature on this, please.
LORELAI: Michel.
MICHEL: Yes?
LORELAI: Do you see the big-nostriled thing next to me here?
MICHEL: The horse?
LORELAI: Uh-huh, the horse.
MICHEL: It’s been here for twenty minutes.
LORELAI: Oh. What were you doing about it?
MICHEL: Eh, nothing.
LORELAI: Oh, no, nothing?
MICHEL: It’s a giant, smelly horse. I figured someone was already taking care of it.
LORELAI: Oh.
SOOKIE: He’s alive!
LORELAI: Who?
SOOKIE: Jack LaLanne. I just googled him. Hi, Cletus.
LORELAI: Oh, so you already saw the horse?
SOOKIE: Yeah. Sure, he’s been here, what, twenty, thirty minutes?
MICHEL: About twenty-five.
LORELAI: New Dragonfly Inn rule – everyone listening? Okay, if you see a horse in the inn or any other large quadruped or biped or anything that’s not – what’s the word – human, figure no one’s doing anything about it and do something.
MICHEL: Oh, fine with me.
SOOKIE: Yeah, same here.
MICHEL: If we had the rule before, I would have done something.
LORELAI: Okay. Great. Thanks. Bye. [to Cletus] Come on, troublemaker.

Gilmore Girls 4x21, “Last Week Fights, This Week Tights”