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So Yami’s just won Osiris and ran away from a very irritated Kaiba, because Malik has threatened Yugi’s friends, especially Jounouchi. Yami has adopted the popular but useless strategy of just running in whatever direction hoping to find them.
But he’s doing it very attractively so we’ll let it slide.
He’s brought up short by some Ghouls who don’t even nearly block the path even though they spread their arms out.
Instead of just running past them, or running back and around a different way, since he has literally no idea where Jou et al are so they might be in a parallel street, he allows these two dipshits to distract him.
Words cannot express how much I love angry shouty sweary Yami. ^-^
The dipshits say that in order to pass he must beat them in a DUEL because of fucking course they do. And, again, Yami is all “oh no!” instead of, “oh fuck you then I’ll just go literally anywhere else I mean I can clearly see Jounouchi is not standing behind you in this single alleyway so bye”
Then the Ghouls say obviously they have to duel him one at a time and they have to decide who goes first so…
These guys are not amazing at RPS, or at least, they’re not quick at it? They both play paper like 5 times in a row…
Then they both play rock five times in a row…
They’re into the scissors phase when they actually apologise to Yami for taking too long.
Luckily, everyone is put out of their misery at this point. Yami and I from watching this depressing spectacle, the dipshits from being trapped in their idiocy-cycle, and Seto Kaiba from being separated from his rival.
I am HERE FOR THIS.
Of course, it’s Seto Kaiba, so he immediately has to lay on his “BUT NOT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU” disclaimers.
(Yami is so SMOL)
… Yeah I really don’t think Yami or Yugi (WHO HAS STILL NOT SHOWN UP BTW) were labouring under the misapprehension that you’d run after Yami in order to help him find Jounouchi.
And then because he loves being an asshole…
“I’LL PAIR WITH YUGI,” he says, inserting himself in a situation he was in no way part of and in fact, he had to literally run through the streets in order to get to. “BUT NOT BECAUSE I LIKE HIM. BECAUSE I HATE, UM, GHOULS. YEAH. UNLESS YOU DON’T WANT MY HELP? DO YOU? DO YOU WANT MY HELP? ARE YOU GRATEFUL? CAUSE I’LL TOTALLY WALK AWAY OH TOO LATE THE DUEL HAS STARTED.”
So they start the duel and Kaiba goes first, because of course he does, and he draws an opening hand of like exclusively dragons because OF COURSE HE DOES, and also, Mr Dragon Summoner and his two Flutes of Dragon Summoning (there’s also a Pot of Greed in there which he uses so he can play six cards). So…
Yeah he just straight up summons his three Blue Eyes, plus some other dragon no one’s ever heard of, plus Mr Dragon Summoner. Cause that’s how Seto Kaiba ROLLS. Dragons fucking everywhere.
The Ghouls are like, “Us two mid-level Ghouls taking on the King of Games and his outrageously powerful rival - both of whom have God Cards - may not be the excellent idea we initially thought it was…”
Yami’s like, “I play two face down cards and–”
And Kaiba’s like,
*splutters in outrage* oh my gOD MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS seriously?! YOU LITERALLY CHASED YAMI HERE AND INSISTED ON A TAG TEAM DUEL this isn’t your– YOU INSISTED ON BEING INVOLVED?! THIS IS YAMI’S DUEL!!
Yami takes it way better than I do.
Kaiba’s not impressed.
Sadly, the sass doesn’t last long, worn away by Kaiba’s incessant cat-like “PAY ATTENTION TO ME … no that’s the wrong kind of attention I don’t want you now”
He seriously snaps “Kaiba!” like six times this episode, it’s excellent.
He’s seen Yami’s surprisingly long dragon, so now he’s gonna show him his thick and mighty Obelisk.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Sadly, he just means the playing card. But it is still pretty impressive.
My what a big Obelisk you have, Kaiba.
Yami’s certainly impressed.
Kuriboh is… terrified?
That or he’s in love, it’s very hard to tell.
And Kaiba is quietly satisfied with a card well played.
Lol jk he’s having thE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE AND HE’S GONNA BREAK OUT THE MANIACAL LAUGHTER.
Kaiba and Obelisk engage in some Synchronised Dramatic Posing
(Yet another sport where Yami just barely beats him every time.)
Obelisk destroys all their “Wall Monsters”, the defense monsters between Obelisk and the dipshits’ lifepoints, with his special ability, and then punches THROUGH Mirror Force, which turns out to be an unstoppable object vs immovable force situation…
“No, the city wasn’t thrown into panic by the thermonuclear explosion, why do you ask?”
So Obelisk drops both of them to zero Life Points with one attack which seems like cheating but LOOKS really cool.
Please note tiny starfish!Yami standing patiently in the middle of the explosion.
And all Kaiba cares about….
“ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME? ARE YOU?”
Duel over, we see Yami and Kaiba’s priorities kick in; Yami grabs Short Pig-faced Ghoul to try to shake Malik’s plan for Jounouchi out of his unconscious piggy face …. and Kaiba loots the bodies.
(Yami’s disgusted that the Ghouls have passed out and Kaiba’s disgusted they only had one Puzzle card each.)
Kaiba proves he can share.
And Yami proves he hits the gym, DAMN boy, those arms, that chest!
(Don’t look directly at Kaiba’s throwing hand, your brain will overheat trying to work out what his fingers are doing.)
(You looked, didn’t you?)
Yami rushes off again but Kaiba calls “Wait”,
He gets pissy about it, BUT HE DOES WAIT, even though he’s frantic to find his friends!
Kaiba gets Mokuba to call in to home office to trace Jounouchi, offering to help find Jounouchi, if Yami agrees that once they do, Yami’ll be ready…
if only he’d said climax
See, Kaiba? Sometimes helping people is the fastest way to get what you want! Other times, it gets your little brother kidnapped and you don’t get what you want until almost the end of the season. But the important thing is, you tried to be nice.