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Varric is “gives you a sip of his beer when you’re 14, includes too many embarrassing anecdotes in the ‘Birds and the Bees’ talk, helps you get into R-Rated movies” Dad.

Solas is, “Unwanted impromptu hikes and camping trips, lets you paint your own room but won’t help paint over it when you decide you hate it two weeks later, ’Let’s talk this out in the yurt’” Dad.

Dorian is “up at 3 AM passive aggressively reading in the living room with a glass of wine when you arrive four hours past your curfew, watches cheesy terrible tv shows with you, gets WAY INTO your science fair project” Dad. 

Blackwall is “really bad at gift giving but you know he’s trying very hard, carved your baby cradle by hand himself, tried to teach you to fish but stopped when ‘cleaning’ the fish made you cry and throw up” Dad.

Iron Bull is “Yells REALLY LOUDLY at the TV during both football and cooking shows, scares the shit out of your date while being perfectly friendly, won’t let you out the door in the morning without breakfast ‘At least take this protein bar!’” Dad. 

I love how if you type g-dragon into the search bar you get things like:

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But the second you switch to Ji Yong, it is all:

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PROTECT HIM!

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So this is really neat/funny. While browsing around for DQ Heroes stuff, I found out that Luida’s Bar, the Dragon Quest-themed restaurant in Tokyo made some drinks/desserts based on characters to promote Dragon Quest Heroes II last year.

The Angelo one is a cocktail (can be alcoholic or non-alcoholic) with Calpis/Calpico and strawberry soda with an apple garnish and a Timbrel of Tension/Mysterious Tambourine made out of chocolate. Japanese fans refer to Angelo jokingly/derisively as “Tambourine” since he gets relegated to using it later in the game.

The Maya one is a parfait with chocolate, milk tea pudding, and black sesame marshmallows for her… assets, and is topped with little silver sugar confectionery candies.

The Meena one is a fruit parfait made with mango and grapefruit gelato and topped with chocolate. Her crystal ball is made out of jelly (I think it’s boba/tapioca pearl but not 100% sure).

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I posed myself a little challenge last night, roll up a random DND 5e character and this little one came out. A half elf/orc bard called Deela. She’s a bit of a spinster who never stops chatting, even to herself. She’s fantastically talented on the harp, which is her mother’s heirloom unfortunately she INSISTS on singing despite being absolutely atrocious. 

I love her rockin’ hips.

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make me choose@mortalitaasi asked: morrigan’s romance or cassandra’s romance

“We have been…close…for some time now. You are…impressive…in many ways, and you even protected me from Flemeth without hope of reward. I feel…anxious when I look upon you. I dislike this sense of dependency, ‘tis a weakness I abhor. If this is “love” I wish to ascertain that you do not feel the same.”

Masterlist

STORIES

Cicatrices (Scars)

Chapter I “The meeting”

Chapter II “Butterflies”

Chapter III “Playing with fire”

Chapter IV “I feel the same”

Chapter V “Now I forgive you”

Chapter VI “I wish it could be easier for me not loving you”

Chapter  VII “I love you…” 

SMUT

G Dragon

“Hello…”

“Blindfolded”

“Jealousy”

“New tattoo”

Song Mino

“You need to be quiet…”

“You’re gonna regret it”

“It’s been a long time”

“Wake up!”

“Party”

“The girl at the bar”

SCENARIOS

G Dragon

“Let’s stay like this forever”

“The letter”

“I’ll protect you”

“Cooking”

“Please don’t go”

“He doesn’t deserve you”

“New look”

“GD is mine!!!”

“Kidnapped”

“Fan meeting”

“Meeting new friends (Cheating on him)”

“Lipstick”

“You’re gonna be my mine”

“Backup dancer”

“Early morning” 

“This would never happen again”

“You’re going to be an awesome dad”

“Please remember me”

“A little secret”

“TOP’s sister”

“Broken dreams”

“Rumors”

“Hype”

“Stay away from her”

“Crush”

“Paparazzi”

“I regret what I said”

“I’m so mad at you”

“Love at first sight”

“GD’s girlfriend”

“From hate to love there’s just one step”

“Doubts”

“Interview”

“PDA”

“Should we give us one more try?”

“Alarm”

“Prague”

“Monsant cafe”

“Ex”

“Be my wings”

“I trust you… but I don’t trust him”

“Drunk gf”

“Peaceminusone”

“Asshole”

“A stupid mistake”

“If she’s happy then it’s fine”

“His number one fan”

“Will you?”

“Are you willing to lose everything because of this?!”

“Pregnant crush”

“Why can’t you love me back?”

“Just a little smile… that’s all it takes”

“Just a little misunderstood”

“I didn’t mean that”

“I don’t love you anymore”

“First date in the Emergency Room?”

“Gf fainting on stage”

“More than just sex”

“Bullying”

“If you…”

“Lullaby”

Song Mino

“Good night kiss”

“All nighter”

“Is so beautiful”

“The gift”

“I’m tired of being hurt by you”

“Breaking up”

“Beaten up”

“Meeting the family”

“Bedtime story”

“A happy song”

“I didn’t mean to hurt you”

“I really like you”

“The dress”

“The side chick”

“Happy anniversary”

“The side chick” part 2

“Way too much drinks”

“Roller Coaster”

The side chick” part 3

“Movies night”

“Mino vs Bobby”

“You’re my princess”

“BODY”

“The side chick” part 4 FINAL

“Nice to meet you”

“I’m sorry too”

“Pepero game”

“Patience”

“Prank”

“If they come back they’re yours, if they don’t they never were”

“Babysitter”

“What loving someone really means”

“Anniversary”

“BODY” Part 2

“I was worried”

“Liar”

“Jealousy”

“Thank you stranger”

“Another chance”

“New hair”

“More than friends”

“Wedding day”

“I never felt like I deserve you” Part 1

“Horror movie”

“Friendship” Part 1 PO (BLOCK B)

“This is not the end”

“I’ve never kissed someone before”

“Friendship” Part 2 PO (BLOCK B)

“Fight”

“I never felt like I deserve you” Part 2

“Friendship” Part 3 PO (BLOCK B)

“Is not real, is called acting”

“Birthday surprise”

“How can you make me laugh when I’m not even in the mood to smile?”

“Crush”

“Some people say that our true love is only the first one, and the others, the ones that come after are only to forget”

“You hate that you love everything about him”

“Have you ever asked yourself why love has to be such a pain?”

“Noona”

G dragon / Song Mino

“Mother and son”

“Late at night”

Christmas special

“First Christmas” G dragon

“Mistletoe” Song Mino

“Surprise” G dragon

🔮🌊🌙the deities of olympus as lush products🌙🌊🔮

zeus: fizzbanger bath bomb- a fast fizzer with fizzing candy that smells like apple pie and goes out with a bang
hera: rose bombshell bath bomb- an irresistible pink bath bomb filled to the brim with rose petals.
apollo: sunnyside bubble bar- a bright citrusy bubbler that fills the water with sunny, glittery swirls.
athena: the olive branch shower gel- a sunny, balanced shower gel featuring olive oil and olive leaf extract to clear minds.
aphrodite: sex bomb bath bomb- a pink and purple bath bomb with a seductive jasmine fragrance and a rice paper rose tucked into the top.
artemis: jungle solid conditioner- a solid conditioner bar containing cypress oil to tame even the wildest of hair and smells like the wildest of forests.
ares: the little dragon reusable bubble bar- a feisty, bright red bubbler that can go again and again.
hermes: go faster feet lotion- this lotion moisturizes, heals, and deodorizes the feet; perfect for travelling and running.
poseidon: big blue bath bomb- a turquoise bath bomb filled with dead sea salt and seaweed; creates a small sea in your bathtub.
hephaestus: 93,000 miles shower jelly- a jelly-like soap filled with ingredients to soothe skin and muscles after a long day’s stresses.
hestia: cinders bath bomb- a small bomb filled with popping candy reminiscent of a crackling fire; smells like spiced fruit punch.
dionysos: lord of misrule bath bomb- a sweet, spicy, & herbal bath bomb that turns water the colour of mulled wine.
demeter: guardian of the forest bath bomb- a beautiful green bath bomb with flowers and leaves inside. smells like a lavish forest.
persephone: happy 4 sad shower gel- a sweet smelling shower gel to show that the winter months aren’t as bleak and dreary as they seem.

bonus!
hades: metamorphosis bath bomb- a dark grey, spicy smelling bath bomb that looks undesirable on the outside, but there’s so much more to it than meets the eye.