What if animals could be turned into vampires too? (for @ilovetabicat)
Lil’ Renesmee: Yay, a puppy that will live forever!
Emmett: *immediately travels to Kodiak Island*
Vladimir: Gifted shmifted. The Volturi will fall before our army of vampire vampire bats MWA HA!!!!
Charlotte: Peter, from now on let’s only hang out with vampire animals, not people.
Garrett: *rides past on undead stallion* The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming!
Aro: You plebians are so quaint, pardon me while I prance circles around you on my immortal unicorn
Caius: *zooms overhead on his vampire dragon*