Whoops, then I got so enthusiastic about getting Isabela’s approval that we started dating.
Tru fax though: I bet 100 sovereigns the reason Isabela’s romance scene is so much racier is because she lives in the Hanged Man and writes friend-fiction with Varric.
Varric: And then what?
Isabela: Then I leapt on her and, scrabbling at each other’s clothes, we barely made it to the bed. Daggers everywhere. Oh, don’t worry, safety first. I discarded them before the… fun started.
Varric: *pointed look*
Isabela: Well, most of them.
Varric: You and Hawke, eh?
Fenris: I will not discuss this with you.
Varric: So you kissed?
Fenris: *disgusted noise*
Varric: Come on, elf. Give me something to worth with. Up against a wall, maybe?
Fenris: *stalks off*