drag sort of

Anime Anti-hero™: I’m dark, brooding, and exceptionally talented. I hate the protagonist of this series (and his stupid, optimistic attitude!) because I’m edgy and angry and bitter all the time! I’m the best, and I’ll always be the best, and I’ll destroy anything in my path that tries to get in my way!
Rest of Anime Cast™: Wow….that’s the anti-hero for you. So cool. So mysterious. All the girls are falling at his feet. Including our protag’s love interest. Let’s give this boy a medal. Two medals. For being so cool and mysterious.

Kacchan: I’m dark, brooding, and exceptionally talented. I hate the protagonist of this series (and his stupid, optimistic attitude!) because I’m edgy and angry and bitter all the time! I’m the best, and I’ll always be the best, and I’ll destroy anything in my path that tries to get in my way!
Cast of BNHA: Literally shut the fuck up Kacchan and go to sleep it’s like 3 am we’re all exhausted and we don’t care

sherlock would def be the sort to drag their mattress into the sitting room for reasons:

  • feels bohemian. feels good, feels organic. 
  • he drags it out one night when john is feeling a little down and they sit up eating ice cream out of the carton and telling bad jokes until john starts laughing again
  • then they snuggle down under the covers and tell each other secrets, all kinds of secrets, because they’ve never felt so safe before 
  • experiment purposes. he forgets to move it back and john just gets into bed right there on the sitting room floor, and sherlock finds that he’s not that interested in his microscope at all when john is just a cosy bundle in the corner of his eye, and sherlock abandons it and crawls in next to him
  • sex in front of the fire reasons. they’re not teenagers anymore, after all, and it’s not all that romantic if they’re both sore and stiff later
  • john has a cold and refuses to go lay down because he insists that he’s fine, but he’s drippy and snuffly and uncomfortable on the sofa and sherlock drags the mattress in and flops down on it until john joins him, achy and too cold because he’s hot with fever, and john falls asleep instantly next to sherlock
  • when sherlock loses on a case and someone dies, john is the one dragging the mattress into the sitting room while they wait out the night, and john holds him, and holds him, until the shaking stops and sherlock finally falls asleep and john holds him, sentinel, keeping his dreams at bay
  • the power goes out and the fireplace is lit in the sitting room. they roast marshmallows and laugh until they can’t keep from kissing, all sweet burnt sugar and warm cheeks in the blankets
  • it doesn’t matter, really, where the mattress is, if they’re being silly or serious, because they’re together, and they’re always, always in love 
‘Why Don’t You Kiss Her?’

Written by: @ilovebeingjoyful
Posted: April 12th, 2017
Warnings: Shy Bucky. Fluffy Bucky. 
Pairing: Bucky x Reader
AN: LOOK WHO FINALLY WAS ABLE TO POST SOMETHING!!! Confession, I have some Jesse McCartney on my playlist–this is one of his songs. I am unashamed to admit that I love this song! I first heard it when I watched Kim Possible So The Drama and have been hooked ever since!

‘Why Don’t You Kiss Her’ : Jesse McCartney (the lyrics will be typed in the fic, but if you wanna listen to it!)


“Bucky!!” (Y/N) squealed followed by loud giggles that echoed throughout the compound. Bucky’s fingers were wiggling as he stalked her around the couch with a mischievous grin on his face. The two of them were playing cat and mouse around the room, as Bucky’s hat was clenched in her hands and being held to her chest. (Y/N)’s giggles were being fought back behind her captured lip as she watched every movement Bucky was making. Deep down she knew he could easily capture her, but Bucky never did. He enjoyed dragging this sort of thing out. 

“Come on, doll, gimme my hat back. Then aaaaallllll this will be over.” His Brooklyn accent seeping through his charming smirk as he slowly began circling her again. 

She giggled and shook her head, “How about a trade? Give me phone back and then I will give you, your hat back.” Her feet moving slowly in circles making sure her back is never towards Bucky. 

“Well, that is what you get for sneaking Snapchat pictures of me with those animated features covering my face!” He chuckled at her, mentally planning his attack, “You turned me into a cat!” Tilting his head at her with a smile, “Then made my head into a cookie! That ain’t cool, darlin.” His smile growing as (Y/N) began laughing again, “Annnnddd let us not forget you did that FaceSwap thing–you put Sam’s face on mine!” Pointing his metal finger at her. 

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anonymous asked:

(Dexydex) congrats on mills! Also diner date prompt for ya!

Thanks, yo! @dexydex

There are two things a diner at 11 ‘o’ clock at night can be; boring and empty, or chock-full of interesting characters.

Dex and Holster are used to catching people’s attention when they’re in drag, it’s unavoidable, and when Nursey and Ransom are out with them, they’re going to be noticed, too.

Nursey and Holster are both completely relaxed being the center of attention, happily eating their burgers. Ransom is less comfortable in the public eye, and Dex is just pissy.

“Want a fry, babe?” Nursey holds up one of his French fries for Dex.

Dex scowls. “No, I can’t,” He whines, “I can’t eat when I’m wearing this!” He gestures to the corset that hugs his torso tightly.

Holster swallows a big bite of burger and points at Dex. “That’s why I don’t wear a corset, dude. Who cares if my figure isn’t ‘hourglass’? If I’m gonna rock a crop top, why not show off this sick bod?”

Dex sticks out his tongue. “I guess we’re two, very different drag queens. One of us cares about looking good, and the other eats greasy burgers while wearing lipstick.”

“Don’t be mean! You’re drag mother didn’t raise you this way!” Holster gasps in mock-offense.

Dex just sips his orange juice and raises his eyebrows.

“Want a fry, babe?”

“Nursey, I already said no!”

“Oh, sorry, I forgot.”

Holster turns to Ransom. “Should I get a corset, dude?”

Ransom shakes his head. “It would look so weird, bro.”

Nursey nods in agreement. “You’re too big.”

“Wow. Thanks, guys.” Holster deadpans. “Also, just take the corset off of it’s bothering you, Scarlet,” He tells Dex.

Nursey rests his chin on Dex’s shoulder, flashing his bedroom eyes at his boyfriend. “But baby, you said that I could take it off for you.”

Dex flicks Nursey’s forehead. “Later, dork. When we don’t have an audience.”

Nursey giggles and snaps his teeth playfully at Dex.

“Oh, right!” Holster shuffles through his purse and pulls out a thick wad of cash. “Scarlet, dude. How much did you make tonight?”

Dex reaches into his bra and pulls out his own stack of money from where one might expect to find breasts. He and Holster count their earnings separately.

Dex smirks. “Six-hundred fifty two, thanks to your cult following.”

Holster snorts. “Weeeeaaaaaakkkkk. Eight-hundred, twenty one!” He fans himself with his stack of bills.

“Some of our money should go to Chowder, though,” Dex points out. “He did tell a lot of people about our show.”

“Yeah…but…” Holster frowns. “…Fine.”

“Hey! I should get a cut, too!” Nursey says indignantly.

Dex raises his perfectly drawn-on eyebrows. “And why is that?”

“I taught you how to do your makeup! And my physical appearance draws the crowd in.” Nursey appeals. “So technically, I should always get a portion of your profits.”

“You don’t need it. You’re a silver spoon kid, Nurse.” Dex fidgets, trying to get the corset to stop digging into his hips.

Nursey leans heavily against his boyfriend. “Well, I would use the money to buy you gifts like heels and corsets and shit.”

Holster perks up. “What about me? I love heels! I love gifts!” He holds out some of his earnings. “Wanna buy me a gift with this, Rans?”

“Dude, hell yeah.” Ransom stuffs the money in his jeans pocket.

Dex sighs. “That defeats the whole purpose of a gift,” He says, sounding very put-upon.

Ransom shrugs. “If ya don’t get it then ya just don’t get it, man.”

“Check out what Rans bought me for my birthday.” Holster lifts up a leg to showcase his neon orange pumps. Unfortunately his leg is sticking out into the aisle, and a distracted waitress bumps into it, dropping a plate of food. The ceramic dish shatters on the linoleum floor, and Ransom, Nursey, Dex, and the rest of the customers all cringe.

“Are you okay?” Dex gets up to help the waitress collect the fragments of plate, but the corset prevents him from bending over too far without being in serious pain.

Holster joins them, waving Dex away. “Don’t worry, Scarlet. I got this. ’S my fault anyways.”

Dex plops back down on the vinyl seat, looking pained, tired, and fed-up.

Nursey rubs Dex’s back assuredly. “I think that’s a signal. Maybe we should head back.”

“Good idea.” Ransom gets up and stretches, yawning. “I’m gonna pass out soon, anyways.”

Holster nods from his spot on the floor. “Good deal. I’m paying.”

Dex huffs and opens his mouth to disagree, but Nursey quickly places a hand on the small of Dex’s back and steers him towards the door. “Thanks man, we’ll be outside!”

Ransom, Holster, and the frazzled-looking waitress finish picking up all the pieces of broken plate, and Holster asks for the check. When she comes back, receipt in hand, Holster makes sure to tip her very generously.

No Groping In Aisle 10, Please [EruRi]

I swear I’m posting another chapter of this tonight. In the meantime, on the off chance you followed me for original content (??), please have this while I go write some plotless pr0n. Hannes is suffering in the next chapter, poor man.

[teen+, ~1.5k of utter silliness] inspired by this ;) zed im luv u


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My first boyfriend raped me when I broke up with him

My first boyfriend raped me when I broke up with him. I was intending it to be the final day as the break up was sort of dragging along. It wasn’t easy for me either and I had gone to his place with him to just talk. I realised that there was nothing to say. He tried to reconcile with me. I told him that there is no point and I just want to go home. I felt very guilty. He tried to kiss me and initiate sex but I refused. He pushed me onto the bed and raped me. It was the single-most humiliating thing I have experienced and took me quite a while to realise that it was indeed, rape.

I remember saying no to a guy in high-school when he said he wanted to kiss me. It was a very juvenile sort of a “relationship” and he immediately “broke up” with me. He continues to passive-aggressively harass me until this day. He once came to my city, contacted me posing as a client interested in my design services and tricked me into meeting him. I quite literally sprinted in fear after seeing him. I didn’t see it coming at all as it was nearly 10 yeas after I graduated from that school. A few years back, him and other male ex-classmates used to make prank calls to my landline till I begged my mother to change the number.

A guy who I became friends with online, started harassing me by sending me an e-mail every 5-10 mins for close to 3 years. Because I decided he is too creepy and stopped talking to him.

I could go on but honestly all this shit has made me fearful on a daily basis. I am very careful when it comes to turning men down or even holding a regular conversation with them. I am afraid to get even the least bit friendly or casual with the wrong person.

:’) aw thank you so much i loved making those

i think i know exactly what you’re trying to say, coming right up!

(also i’m really really sorry this took so long i desperately need a new laptop bc mine is trash and keeps not working well when i try to write)

-mik


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anonymous asked:

what kind of look does paprika go for?

This is Paprika. She is more fabulous than you could ever hope to be. 

(art by @schmidtyho

anonymous asked:

That ls felt a little off. Phil was on great form and was funny and interesting but dan didnt seem to be in such a good place. For example him choosing to read out things where people were calling him ugly then the whole 'how would you feel if phil died' thing, some parts were just very uncomfortable. Plus 'wholesome phil' thing seemed a little forced and dan didnt really play along so it was kind of a flop. But dint get me wrong, some parts like the flowers and the haircut were so good

i’m with you actually!!!!! i know a lot of people really liked this live show and i think i did too overall because like,, it’s just so clear that dnp are at extreme levels of comfort with each other and they’re so set in this domestic life they have together and 93 percent of this ls was them bickering and arguing mixed in w little stories and jokes. objectively, that’s lovely, but in my current mood it didn’t really feel very nice to watch at some points, especially because i thought dan was particularly bent on dragging phil left right and center, not just through sarcastic remarks and mocking voices and disagreement but even in his body language and facial expressions (like he was constantly frowning in confusion or rolling his eyes and whatnot). usually when dan does this phil is pretty good about being able to respond with his own witty and sarcastic comebacks but i think the reason this ls felt a bit off was bc phil’s bants were lacking and so the sarcasm was a bit unbalanced in favor of dan coming at phil constantly (a great example was at the start when dan leaned off frame and phil was trying to explain the live show and said “it’s like a little podcast” and dan starts mocking him in a high-pitched voice. the only way phil responded was by going “it is like a podcast!” before pulling him back into the frame. another example was when dan was sort of dragging phil’s content decisions when phil suggested they make a video of him curling his fringe, and dan sort of made it sound like his ~artistic process~ of contemplating philosophical themes or whatever the fuck was superior in some way,,,, though he was quick to shut himself down for that as well by reminding everyone that he still thinks the end product is shit i guess.) 

all of dan’s teasing was definitely so clearly steeped in fondness and affection, like obviously dan respects phil x a million and phil can handle himself blah blah blah, but that doesn’t mean it’s always fun to watch from an outsiders’ perspective and esp if you’re feeling particularly sensitive to harshness/sarcastic jokes yourself! i felt like this live show was a great example of how that whole feeling of third wheeling them when they’re at their most couple-y can actually be a bit uncomfortable bc this is reality for people in long term relationships ,,, it’s not mushy softness and affection, it’s just jokes and teasing and sarcasm born out of this extensive knowledge of each other and comfort around each other and the fact that they share every bit of their lives with each other. so for me this viewing experience was very much like ‘ok i wouldn’t like it if someone was talking to me like this but remember this is how they are and who they are and dan isn’t just any random stranger teasing phil, he’s dan, and phil probs thinks it’s funnier than anything and that’s all great and isn’t it lovely how settled they are in this life ahhh.’ in short, i totally understand why this live show felt a little bit weird to you and i really agree with how you felt, but i hope this helps you sort of contextualize some of that negativity.