We all know and love the scene in which we’re introduced to Héctor, don’t we?
“Fine, okay. Fine. Who cares?”
“Dumb flower bridge!”
“Oh. I don’t know what I’d do if-”
Hold on a sec… something’s not right here.
Héctor… my man… you alright?
Oh Lord, he’s turned into a limp noodle! He’s just hangin’ there while they drag him off!
Somebody help him!