anonymous asked:

I didn't see it in your rec list so do you have any safe house recs?

Thanks for checking the masterlist before asking!

A Fruit Tree in Winter by Bryoneybrynn (29k)
After failing in his task of killing Dumbledore, life doesn’t go as Draco expected. Sometimes just surviving takes everything you’ve got. And sometimes healing is something you can’t do alone. Story goes AU/AR from the end of Half-Blood Prince.

The Safe House by emmagrant01 (10k)
Aurors Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are forced to spend Christmas together in a safe house. Bet you can guess what happens. ;-)

Dirty Little Secret by Writcraft (22k)
When someone threatens Harry’s life, Kingsley decides to send him to a safe house with only Draco Malfoy for company. As the two men are forced together, memories of the past resurface and secrets are discovered.

Salt on the Western Wind by Saras_Girl (60k)
When the war isn’t quite as over as it first appears, a guilt-ridden Harry is sent to a mysterious safe-house. Among sandwiches, insomnia, and Mills & Boon, he discovers something quite unexpected. 

in between the silences by grantairette (13k)
Harry and Draco are sent to a safe house immediately after the battle of Hogwarts, where they’re supposed to be spend three weeks together, much to their anger. Television serves as both therapy and a bonding opportunity, coffee and tea get drunk in large quantities, and they try to reconcile themselves with life after the war.

Because Your Condoms Are About to Expire by @gracerene09 (1k)
Draco and Harry are trapped in a safe-house for the night with no magic. However will they entertain themselves?

Snowbound by Gemfae (4k)
It’s Christmas and Aurors Potter and Malfoy are on assignment in Russia when their covers are blown. A faulty port key drops them off near an Auror safe house, and they make it inside just before a blizzard hits, only to discover that they are in a magical dead zone; with no magic and no way to get home, what will our favorite Aurors do to occupy their time?

Quietus by November Snowflake (17k)
To save himself and his family, Draco must disappear in plain sight—of Harry Potter, that is.

Safe House by Professor Mckitten (40k)
Harry and Draco get locked in a safe house for their own protection.

Spinner’s End by silentauror (18k)
The war is in full swing when Harry is forced to spend an unexpected stint in Spinner’s End

IKEA brings people together

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by Ninjateddies

Prompt: Its like 3am and I’m exhausted and I can hear you raging next door about failing at putting an ikea bed together so here I am helping you put it together and holy shit you’re cute.

Words: 1055, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Prompt #625 (by ultraburningworld)

Eighth year at Hogwarts with shared dorms and common room. Draco has an incredibly realistic dream that he and Harry met, settled their differences, and somehow ended up making out in a broom cupboard. When Draco wakes up he doesn’t realize that it was a dream and ends up throwing a comment out to Harry about it who is also just waking up. Then it hits him and hilarity ensues!

After the Dementor Attack on the train
  • Draco:Is it true you fainted? I mean, you actually fainted?
  • Ron:Shove off, Malfoy.
  • *Later*
  • Draco:I can't do anything right. I was just worried about him.
  • Pansy:Maybe you should try to sound less sarcastic.
  • Draco:*Sighs* He's never going to like me.
"ground rules"
  • Draco:Nothing's going to change, okay Potter?
  • Harry:*kisses his head* Mhm
  • Draco:we're still going to pretend we absolutely hate each other
  • Harry:*nips his ear* yep
  • Draco:just because we're exclusive to each other doesn't mean i'm giving you preferential treatment
  • Harry:*nuzzles his neck* of course
  • Draco:You need to keep at least a three foot radius away from me
  • Harry:*steps back* Like this?
  • Draco:What? No. What are you doing? Get back here and keep kissing me.
  • Draco:*walks up with confidence*
  • Draco:Potter!
  • Harry:what now, Malfoy?
  • Draco:i have come up with yet another challenge to completely humiliate you in front of your stupid friends!
  • Harry:*sighs*
  • Draco:*snaps and holds out his hand to Blaise without breaking eye contact with Harry*
  • Blaise:*rolls his eyes and hands Draco a galleon*
  • Draco:heads, i win. tails, you lose.
  • Harry:wait, wha-
  • Draco:*elbows Blaise*
  • Blaise:*looks at his palm* winner gets bragging rights. loser has to kiss the winner.
  • Draco:ooooooooohhhh man, Blaise! that's harsh! how'd you come up with that?! hahahaha! ok i'm in.
  • Blaise:
  • Harry:
  • Draco:
  • everyone else:
  • Harry:but-
  • Draco:sCARED POTTER?!?!????
they tried
  • Hermione & Pansy:*bursts into dorm room with camera* YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!
  • Harry:*doing homework* ...
  • Draco:*reading* ...
  • Harry:...
  • Draco:*looks over* Harry? Really? Why didn't you tell me, I would've put my book down.
On days Harry drinks a bit too much
  • Harry:*drunk* M-MaLFOY!
  • Draco:*pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?
  • Harry:*glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE
  • Draco:*stares* Harry, you should go to bed
  • Harry:Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE
  • Draco:Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.
  • Harry:*gasps in shock*