draco malfoy line

HP Pick Up Line #2
  • Draco: Fancy a stop at the Shrieking Shack with me? Been a while since we went to Hogsmeade.
  • Harry: Can't we just stay here instead? I was thinking we could maybe do some shrieking of our own. *positions himself on bed**pats spot beside him**gives Draco a hopeful look*
  • Draco:
  • Draco: You're hopeless.
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #5
  • Gryffindor: "I think I could make you very happy."
  • Slytherin: "Why? Are you leaving?"
  • Draco: Nice robe, Granger
  • Hermione: Even if I got it at 50% off? Isn't that too cheap for you?
  • Draco: Well, I'd like them better if they were 100% off
  • Hermione: Stores can't just give away clothes for free, Draco
  • Draco: ... That's not what I meant
  • Hermione: *not listening* That would be an awful way to run a business
  • Draco: ... *gives up*
  • Gryffindor: Hey, gotta bandaid?
  • Slytherin: No, why? You don't look hurt.
  • Gryffindor: 'Cause I scraped my knee FALLING FOR YOU.
  • Slytherin: ...
  • Slytherin: *pointing wand at Gryffindor* Avada Kedavra.
  • Harry: I love you.
  • Draco: *scoffs* Are you mad, Potter? Don't you realize that's the same as saying you can't breathe?
  • Harry: *leaves table clearly disappointed* never mind what I said.
  • Draco: *whilst grabbing Harry's hand, flustered* Potter?
  • Harry: What is it Malfoy?
  • Draco: I... I can't breathe.
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #3
  • Gryffindor: "Where are you from? Heaven?"
  • Slytherin: "That's right, I'm a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick up line."
Drarry pick up lines
  • Harry: Hey, Draco.. Is that a cellphone on your backpocket? Cus that ass is calling me
  • Draco: Harry wtf is even a cellphone
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  • Draco: You know why I am like a squirrel?
  • Harry: Because you are kinda annoying and you steal people's food?
  • Draco: No.. Dammit Harry! Because i want to bury my nuts in you! Fuck you, you always have to ruin my pickup lines!
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  • *in Astronomy class*
  • Harry: Hey Draco, there are 8 planets, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

Harry: Hey Draco, are you going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Draco: Oh my god Harry that is literally so terrible

Harry: You must be magical because I’ve fallen under a sleep spell

Draco: Did the Weasley twins put you up to this?

Harry: You must be a horcrux because you complete me

Draco: What the fuck am I dating

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #1
  • Did you sit on a pile of sugar because your ass is pretty sweet.