draco malfoy [1]

  • Draco Malfoy: [in the Gryffindor common room using Polyjuice Potion] A buddy of mine saw Draco Malfoy take his shirt off in the Quidditch showers, and he said that Draco Malfoy had an eight pack. That Draco Malfoy was shredded.
  • Harry Potter: What?! Your friend's a liar, mate, Draco Malfoy is a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs thirty pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress.
Harry & Draco being absolute pants at sexting (Part one)
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Harry:</b> What are you wearing, Draco?<p/><b>Draco:</b> Clothes.<p/><b>Harry:</b> mmm, I bet you are. Layers of clothes. Probably a woollen jumper. I bet you're nice and warm too, yeah, stay toasty you warm bitch.<p/></p><p/></p>
10 Reasons to Read Harry Potter
  • 1. Draco Malfoy
  • 2. The story is wonderful.
  • 3. Draco Malfoy
  • 4. It has magic, and everyone loves magic.
  • 5. Draco Malfoy
  • 6. Lovely characters.
  • 7. Draco Malfoy
  • 8. Ships of all types.
  • 9. Draco Malfoy
  • 10. The whole world have readen it, why wouldn't you?
Shit Slytherins Say: #102
  • "I don't really care so much what people say about me because usually it is a reflection of who they are"

harry potter series + a short summary

Divination X-files Part 1
  • Pansy: Blaise, did you hear? Granger hit Draco. Poor Drakie-wakie.
  • Blaise: I did. I wonder what will happen next...
  • Professor Trelawny: *in a trance* Slytherin Prince and Gryffindor Princess, lovers of the age. Pureblood and muggleborn shall become one. All shall melt to the story of their romantic triumph. Their children will conquer nations.
  • Harry: Oh, shit.
  • Professor Trelawny: What did I miss?