When did we decide that in all fanfiction Draco Malfoy will be some sort of sex god? Are we looking at the same dork right now? He probably gets flustered from handholding. Let’s be real, Harry’s the one with the skill.
Hey draco, i thought you might want to hear this. I thought Potter and the Weaslette were going at it.. but yesterday I swear I saw him snogging a ravenclaw boy behind the broom shed yesterday!!