dr. macartney

  • [Mac commentates on Guy’s attempt to chat-up Joanna.]
  • Mac: "The hunter spots his prey. But there is a problem. The herd of tottie is sticking together, making it hard to target any one individual." [Joanna walks to the bar.] "He’s in luck. The herd has split, leaving one creature alone…"
  • Joanna: "Double vodka."
  • Mac: "…and vulnerable. She’s old, and weaker than the rest. This, surely, is his best chance."
  • Guy: "Fuck off!"
  • Mac: "The hunter will tolerate no interruption to his meticulous preparations. He waits, like a coiled spring, and then…he strikes."
  • Mac: "Your reward will be in Devon."
  • Caroline: "Devon?"
  • Mac: "Oh, no, sorry. It’s heaven isn’t it? Yeah, that’s right. I used to get them confused as a kid. You know, when people die, they got to Devon."
  • Caroline: "That’s funny."
  • Mac: "Well, not really, no. Ruined my summer holidays – I thought my whole family was dead."