dr facillier

anonymous asked:

Can you. try to do more of the Cheddie ship meme?

I can’t do more drabbles, it’s getting way too long and too much effort, sorry. Here’s some simpler answers:

17.Who says I love you first?:

Chad. They never really say “I love you” in particular in the Isle; certain body parts, qualities, or things they have, yes, but it’s never affection for the PERSON themselves.

18.Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?):

Chad. “An offering to the Voodoo Queen, from your Loyal Servant.”

19.Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?:

Chad. Aside from the fact that contacting Dr. Facillier will be extremely difficult and take an incredible amount of time to coordinate, Chad has always shared his girlfriends with his family.

20.What do their family/friends think of their relationship?:

Confused, concerned, but ultimately supportive. The Charmings are particularly worried because of my headcanon with the rash of multiple brutal break-ups, and their other friends are worried because Chad is still Chad.

Dr. Facillier is neutral at best, thinking “she’ll learn soon enough,” while Tiana, Mama Odie, and Naveen are whole-heartedly supportive of it, alongside her honorary “aunt” and “great uncle” Charlotte and Eli La Bouff

21.Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?:

Chad. Freddie also never really learned how to dance without hexing someone, or picking their pockets.

22.Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?:

Freddie. Girl was born to experiment with stews, cauldrons, and herbs.

23.Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?:

CHAD. Once again, Freddie never used her witticisms for anything more than cutting people down, being sarcastic as a coping mechanism, or manipulating them. Chad has had the free reign to want to make people laugh.

24.Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?:

Freddie. Chad does this also, but he has the habit of making sure that they’re not someplace public where his suddenly getting inappropriately flustered might cause a diplomatic scandal.

25.Who needs more assurance?:

Freddie. Again, she’s not used to having stable relationships, and is constantly paranoid it will all come to an end soon enough.

26.What would be their theme song?:

Rock n Roll by Avril Larvigne, in particular “I might have a couple issues/You say, ‘Me too!’“ and “When it’s you, and me/We don’t need no one to tell us who to be/We’ll keep turning up the radio”

27.Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

Freddie. Chad is shushing, reassurances, and hugs, and Freddie obviously has the better singing voice.

28.What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Chad meditates, educate himself, and voluntarily expands his horizons by really integrating with the less fortunate than him.

Freddie bakes, sulks, and tries to become a better person in general, working through her laundry list of trauma and maladaptive attitudes thanks to the Isle.

29.one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart:

That time Chad comes home to find Freddie disappeared–packed up all her bags, erased most every sign that she existed, and just left. There was no fight to precede it or argument, she just up and decided that now was the best time to leave before they inevitably broke up and it wouldn’t be nearly as ugly as this.

30.one headcanon about this OTP that mends it:

Chad going on a heroic quest right at that very moment, using a combination of taxis, rides, and conveniently placed horses to find his lady love, made difficult because Freddie explicitly burned both her physical and digital paper trail and he couldn’t 3B (Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, after the search engine) her location on the internet.

Friends in the Question Blocks
Luigi ft. Wario and Waluigi
Friends in the Question Blocks

While waiting for a good instrumental of Stronger than You (lyrics are already written but all the instrumentals I’ve found have serious problems), I thought this up and did it to keep the voices fresh.

This is the first time one of these has been so big I needed to compress for tumblr to allow it, so the file is in 256kbps. Hopefully it won’t make much difference! ;^_^

Lyrics:

Wario: Waluigi, Why are we visiting Mario?

Waluigi: Simple! We’re gonna take advantage of his generosity and get a bunch of his power-ups to make
our plunders more successful!

Wario: Fair enough. *knock knock* Hey Mario! It’s-a me, Wario!

*door opens*

Luigi: Hello?

Wario: Where’s-a Mario?

Luigi: He’s away adventuring for now, but Luigi is-a here to help!

Waluigi: Weh…I’m not dealing with this guy today.

Wario: Yeah. Letsa go…

Luigi: Don’t-a you disrespect me, you two!

Waluigi: Weh?

Luigi: Don’t-a you belittle and-a mock!

Wario: Wah?

Luigi: You’re-a my company now, not mario’s…

And I got friends in the question blocks.

(He’s got friends in the question blocks)

Wario: What are you talking about?

Luigi: C'mon in! I’ve got lots-a to show you!

Luigi: Sit down on-a my Sofa
Put yourself at rest
I know I may not be mario, but
I'ma gonna do my best!

I can jump-a the highest
flutter around some too
Shoot myself out just like a bullet
(great for parties AND deathmatches!)

Waluigi: We just want powerups from you!

Luigi: O-ho!
I got powers
I got flowers
I got tons o’ that in stock!

Cos I got friends in the question blocks!

(He’s got friends in the question blocks)

The coins…the coins…the coins will tell…
How many of these things I can sell!

The coins…the coins…give them to me…

Wario: We’re not-a payin’ you jack! We just want ‘em for free!

Luigi: Okey-dokey. Let'sa start with Wario!

Luigi: You’re as strong as you can-a be
Beating people up comes-a naturally…

Wario: That'sa right! Wa-ha!

Luigi: Your strength is great….
But your stealth-a sucks…

You need to blend in much-a better if you-a want the big bucks…

Waluigi: I keep-a telling you this, You can’t-a beat up EVERY guard!

Wario: I know…

Luigi: So you gotta hide, but hidin’ makes you nervous, you don’t wanna give yourself away, Alert

everyone that you’re there…but good hiding takes powerups! O-ho ho!

You need to be as quiet as a stone…
And if you look at your-a past you can’t-a do it alone…

On you, waluigi, I don’t wanna waste much time
You’ve been rejected all your life
Rejected by your family and Mario and Luigi!

And if-a you got married…
You’d-a be rejected by your wife!

Waluigi: Weeeh…

Luigi: But with the right-a powerup, the you I-a see
Is somebody who’s admired by-a everybody!

Shake-a my hand!
C'mon, guys, won’t-a you shake-a player two’s hand?

Waluigi: Hmm, why not?

Wario: Hmm, Okay!

YES!

ARE YOU READY?

(ARE YOU READY?)

ARE YOU REEEEADY?

Transformation central!

(Transformation central!)

Reformation central!

(Reformation central!)

Transmogrification central!

(gulp)
Wario: Waaah!
Waluigi: Waaah!

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

You’re changin’
You’re changin’
You’re changin’, all right!
Hope it was worth-a the talk!
But if it wasn’t
Don’t blame-a me!!
You can blame my friends in the question blocks!

(You got what you wanted!)
(But you lost what had!)

Luigi: Okey-Dokey!

Wario: So, we can turn back into Tanooki from these stone forms, right?

Luigi: Sorry! This was a free sample! If you want-a more, you gotta pay!

Waluigi: But we can’t-a even move to pay you!

Luigi: Oh…too bad…bye-bye. *door slam*

Mario: Oh wow! Look at this statue! I’m not a fan of the subject, but I’ve gotta admire the detail work!

Toad : Wow Mario, You’re right! Are there any more?

Mario: I can only see this one here…

Wario/Waluigi: LUIGIIIIII!

the signs as disney villains

aries: queen of hearts (alice in wonderland)

taurus: hades (hercules)

gemini: jafar (aladdin)

cancer: mother gothel (tangled)

leo: cruella de vil (101 dalmations)

virgo: evil queen (snow white)

libra: ursula (the little mermaid)

scorpio: yzma (the emperors new groove)

sagittarius: gaston (beauty and the beast)

capricorn: scar (the lion king)

aquarius: dr. facillier (the princess and the frog)

pisces: maleficent (sleeping beauty)

inspired by this post :)