I can’t do more drabbles, it’s getting way too long and too much effort, sorry. Here’s some simpler answers:
17.Who says I love you first?:
Chad. They never really say “I love you” in particular in the Isle; certain body parts, qualities, or things they have, yes, but it’s never affection for the PERSON themselves.
18.Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus:
what does it usually say?):
Chad. “An offering to the Voodoo Queen, from your Loyal Servant.”
19.Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?:
Chad. Aside from the fact that contacting Dr. Facillier will be extremely difficult and take an incredible amount of time to coordinate, Chad has always shared his girlfriends with his family.
20.What do their family/friends think of their relationship?:
Confused, concerned, but ultimately supportive. The Charmings are particularly worried because of my headcanon with the rash of multiple brutal break-ups, and their other friends are worried because Chad is still Chad.
Dr. Facillier is neutral at best, thinking “she’ll learn soon enough,” while Tiana, Mama Odie, and Naveen are whole-heartedly supportive of it, alongside her honorary “aunt” and “great uncle” Charlotte and Eli La Bouff
21.Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?:
Chad. Freddie also never really learned how to dance without hexing someone, or picking their pockets.
22.Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?:
Freddie. Girl was born to experiment with stews, cauldrons, and herbs.
23.Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?:
CHAD. Once again, Freddie never used her witticisms for anything more than cutting people down, being sarcastic as a coping mechanism, or manipulating them. Chad has had the free reign to want to make people laugh.
24.Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during
Freddie. Chad does this also, but he has the habit of making sure that they’re not someplace public where his suddenly getting inappropriately flustered might cause a diplomatic scandal.
25.Who needs more assurance?:
Freddie. Again, she’s not used to having stable relationships, and is constantly paranoid it will all come to an end soon enough.
26.What would be their theme song?:
Rock n Roll by Avril Larvigne, in particular “I might have a couple issues/You say, ‘Me too!’“ and “When it’s you, and me/We don’t need no one to tell us who to be/We’ll keep turning up the radio”
27.Who would sing to their child back to sleep?
Freddie. Chad is shushing, reassurances, and hugs, and Freddie obviously has the better singing voice.
28.What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Chad meditates, educate himself, and voluntarily expands his horizons by really integrating with the less fortunate than him.
Freddie bakes, sulks, and tries to become a better person in general, working through her laundry list of trauma and maladaptive attitudes thanks to the Isle.
29.one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart:
That time Chad comes home to find Freddie disappeared–packed up all her bags, erased most every sign that she existed, and just left. There was no fight to precede it or argument, she just up and decided that now was the best time to leave before they inevitably broke up and it wouldn’t be nearly as ugly as this.
30.one headcanon about this OTP that mends it:
Chad going on a heroic quest right at that very moment, using a combination of taxis, rides, and conveniently placed horses to find his lady love, made difficult because Freddie explicitly burned both her physical and digital paper trail and he couldn’t 3B (Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, after the search engine) her location on the internet.
While waiting for a good instrumental of Stronger than You (lyrics are already written but all the instrumentals I’ve found have serious problems), I thought this up and did it to keep the voices fresh.
This is the first time one of these has been so big I needed to compress for tumblr to allow it, so the file is in 256kbps. Hopefully it won’t make much difference! ;^_^
Wario: Waluigi, Why are we visiting Mario?
Waluigi: Simple! We’re gonna take advantage of his generosity and get a bunch of his power-ups to make our plunders more successful!