downtown dunedin

On Friday, Carlos and I went to a Mexican restaurant in downtown Dunedin and this random drunk white guy that walked up to our (outside) table at the restaurant like

“hey I’m from Long Island, is this food good? Would I wait in line in Long Island for food like this?”

And I’m like “well I’ve never been to Long Island but the food is great here !”

Him: “yeah I know but you gotta understand. I’m from Long Island ya know? Long Island. Is the food really that good? I got expectations”

Carlos: “well man it’s food, if you’re hungry it’s food and it’s good”

Him: “alright well thanks” and then he proceeds to pick a fake sunflower from the shops display, hands it to me like

“Here ya go sweetheart, you deserve it”

???? Lmfao