down with my homies

this happens at least once a week let’s be real

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Prince Harry 2016 Recap

May 9, 2016 - Prince Harry’s interview with First Lady Michelle Obama aired where they talked about the Invictus Games and having Prince George stop in for a visit during their dinner together earlier in the year.

are people really that bored bc of having no new content to hype about that they’ve forgotten basic humanity, decency and respect in that they’re sending vile hate to others in their inboxes? fam, chill. i’m sure you’ll get something soon to go off about, but in the meantime, be patient and kind. everyone here is on the same boat that you’re sailing on too.

EPISODE 3 - PURPLE IS GAY! I-I MEAN... SOMETHING ROTTEN ON BERSERK ISLAND - DRUNKEN REVIEW!!!!!

OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT: THE DAGLOUT EPISODE! Or maybe Berserk: Civil War…. Alright!!! @transbeequeen​ I thought so much of you! <3

Drunken Review Masterpost!

-Hear me out guys! Jorgenson Snotlout “Gary”!! What a time to be alive!

-Daglout… WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! am I right!?!?! lol

-Daglout teasing each other with names is the reason I wake up every morning

-Jealous Snotlout is my kink….

-Color purple is canon for gay… This island is so gay and I’m loving it.

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-“Wallmarket” FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY

-Savage being a total bag-stabbing slut-faced hoe-bag

But not more than the gang leaving the twins behind……………………………

-“Villainy is a thing” Hly fucking shit.

-I need Stoick and Dagur’s interactions for chiefing right now!!! since we got nothing on Hiccup and Stoick!!!!!

-Daglout being the best parents to Gustav!!!

-Snotlout and Gustav bantering like ex boyfriends.

-SNOTLOUT BEING LITERALLY BAE AND SMART AND REAL. I’M IN LOVE!!!!! @tysonrunningfox

-Macey 2.0 is here!
-Snotlout Finally being ackowledged!!!!! AND DAGUR PRANKING HIM!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

-Snotlout being the only thing good in this show  👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌

Again… Special thanks to my homies! @e–wills @torrendragonman @jellybeanjeans @furyoftime @ink03 idk anymore I’m just adding names because I now you’re awesome!! wooooo

What Yurio's Exhibition Should Have Been

Yurio: Brooooomance

Otabek: Bro-o-o-omance

Yurio: It’s like Eminem and Dr Dre

Otabek: If I loved you more I might be gay

Yurio: And when I’m feeling down

Otabek: You know just what to say

Yurio: You’re my homie, yeah ya know me

Otabek: And if you ever need a wingman I’d let any girl blow me off

Yurio: ‘Cause you’re more important than the rest.

Yurio and Otabek: I confess I’m a mess if I’m not hangin’ with my BFF

Yurio: You know it’s true, you my male boo
Now sing the chorus with me if you’re feeling the same way, too

Yurio and Otabek: Brooooomance
Nothing really gay about it
Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay
Bro-o-o-omance
Shouldn’t be ashamed or hide it
I love you in the most heterosexual way

Yurio: Hold me to a promise that I’ll be the kind of friend

Otabek: that in the end will always keep you company

Yurio: ‘Cause when the world gets tough, and times get hard, I will always love you

Otabek: I’ll be your bodyguard

Yurio: ‘Cause you’re my bestie

Otabek: And if you test me

Yurio and Otabek: I’ll prove it time and time again, I got your back until the end

Otabek: A brother from another mother

Yurio: Never knew how much I loved ya
‘til I started singing this song… Huh

[repeats chorus]

Yurio: And now that I’ve told you how I feel
I hope you feel the same way, too.
But if you don’t, this song was just a joke
But, if you do
I love you

[repeats chorus and Yurio and Otabek’s faces come dangerously close]

Yurio, whispering: I love you bro

anonymous asked:

Max, what you just said is a very valid point, but let me make these 2 valid counterpoints. 1:If you don't border America or fight in at least 3 wars with them, you don't exist. 2: People are idiots.

Bruh that means Australia doesn’t exist how could you.

HEY WHERE MY HOMIES FROM DOWN UNDER AT?

I, a black man; good.

i.

apologies, your honor–
I, a black man, am a Minotaur in a maze,
I am the creative spark
enveloped by the madness;
the tattoos just cover up the scars–

ii.

each gun shot 
was like knocking on the door of god
but what answered wasn’t shit;
they can put a bow on anything you know…
even a vortex–
it sounds like I got a warp drive up in my corvette
except 
I can’t get nowhere–
don’t nothing escape round here
but the loud smoke.

iii.

cloud 9 doesn’t do shit but make me choke–
all I got to do is sit on this corner
and attempt to dampen my infinity–
while I’m asleep
I dream that I’m awake
and while I’m awake
I pray for sleep;
but only prey sleeps– 

iv.

I, a black man, love the rain
because it represents all the tears I should of let out;
so when I’m singing in it, join in and make it duet;
hit the lick– 
then double down on a new bet;
homie wanna push my buttons
and he don’t even know what they do yet–

v.

move like Sun Tzu 
all you’ll see is one
but there’ll be like three of me when I move on you;
action hero– when my back’s against the wall
I use it as a boost–
I’ll jump from the rock to the hard place
then back to the rock
like a ninja do;
I won’t stop til I’m at the top
then I’ll sit back
and enjoy the view;
I feel the red dots on my back–

go ahead and shoot.

I’ll aim through my bullet hole 
to make sure I hit
when I’m shooting back you.

My favorite thing is being the gym homie/hype man for people acclimating to a gym or about that encouragement life.

If you want to take 20min and walk a mile?
HELL YEAH!

You at your limit after a single set from weights?
SWEET SET, DUDE!

You get to the gym but don’t feel up to getting on any machine/bench?
IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU HOMIE! I’LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON!

You here at 2am because you’re nervous to be seen by others?
I’m gonna respect your space and not yell, but homie you got a thumbs up and a smile from me.

Enjoy your workout!

You’re doing your best; you’re making that effort. Nothing can take away the fact that you’re putting in work. If you need a hype man, hell yeah I’m here to be excited for you and especially with you.

quizilla is shutting down. forever. i never actually thought this day would come.  but here’s to all the horrible and stupid quizzes we took.  here’s to the early fanfiction we read.  here’s to the dawning of what we’ve created identities out of.  it was stupid. it was dumb.  it was badly written and cringe-worthy at best.  but it was what we had, and what we loved.  here’s to you, quizilla, with all your faults.  we love you, and we’ll miss you on those nights when we remembered you exist and took a dumb quiz just because.

Things i said while drunk last night

  • “Can i pour one out for my homies?”
  • “I’m gonna puke” “really?” *pause* “yes”
  • “I get to see puppies?”
  • “Where’s fuzzy (childhood bear)?”
  • “Momma i love you”
  • “I’m sorry.” “For what?” “I’m sorry for puking.”
  • “I’M POURING ONE OUT FOR MY HOMIES!!!”
  • *attempting to roll window down* “this vr sucks!”
  • *trying to walk by myself*“who moves the earth?”
  • *getting inside to see my dogs*“pup pups!”
  • *attempting to get pjs on* mom:“you got it?” “Somehow?” *falls on my ass
  • My personal favorite exchange I’ve been told about: *outside of walmart* “where are we?” Mom:“ nowhere go to sleep.” “Okay.”

ok but just think about daddy!calum’s eyes lighting up as he’d get to hold his new born baby girl for the first time like she’d look so tiny and fragile in his big muscly arms but his face would look so soft and fond as he gazed at her sleeping face and his heart would practiaclly explode with love when he stroked her tiny lil hand and she clumsily grabbed hold of one of his calloused fingers and he’d softly mumble “hi little princess” with a loving smile as he’d promise himself that he’d never ever let anyone hurt his tiny lil human

One of the most beautiful things about being in love is being loved back

I spent all night on the phone to one of my best homies two days ago. I broke down exactly how my girl and I have grown together and how our feelings have transitioned since the day I lay eyes on her.

At the end of the conversation, he told me I had inspired him … a lot. I asked how. He said, firstly, by painting such a colourful and vivid picture of the series of events. Right down to how I look at her ass in booty shorts as she walks out the kitchen to go pick Rosemary from the garden half way through cooking. Also, by being so raw and honest. This inspired him to begin loving more truthfully, he said. It reminded him there is a love like “this” that exists.

A love he wants to experience and remember.
Creating beautiful memories is one of my biggest missions in life. I am always collecting and storing good memories.

No matter how long something lasts, if it’s beautiful, it is to be remembered, appreciated and cherished

He said I inspired him to re-evaluate his own relationship and pursue the truth and true feelings. Because it does exist. Also, to become a true friend to his girlfriend. A true friend to share joy, sadness, highs and lows with.

I ended the conversation with red eyes at 2:30am, happy, because if I can inspire one person to pursue something beautiful, I’m good.

Many of us have an inclination to express an uninhibited part of our personalities that otherwise is not considered acceptable in certain settings. While some conceal this somewhat natural behavior, there are those of is who have a predilection to not just “turn up”, but break the knob all together! Like a whistle that is pitched to a tune higher than human ears can hear but will send canines into a frenzy, there are certain songs that do the same for humans with a predisposition towards the ratchet. You’ve spent all day at work, tired and now at home hoping to catch up on The Mindy Project and someone sends you an inappropriate but laugh out loud funny video from World Star, that’s soundtracked by something produced by P-LO, then that weekend you & the same friend are at an event and the music is GOING!, intoxicating elixir is flowing (not needed if you are from Oakland), you hear that song and lose ALL restraint… Following up on his past ratchet opuses “2012: Year Of The Swaggin”, “Hoodrat Tendencies Vol. 1” …. now for your convenience @tap10 has once again collected these songs for you in a deftly mixed power packed hour of jams that could easily be called “NOW THATS WHAT I CALL RATCHET 2014”. Here he presents “Hoodrat Tendencies Vol. 2”!!! Listen above as he skillfully breaks down the origins of Drake’s “Who Do You Love” verse by pairing it with its originator, Rappin’ 4-Tay. This is the type mix that advocates nights and activities that later inspire a quiet smile to yourself about something you can’t believe you did. Let this mix take you confidently into your weekend… and may it provoke you to do hoodrat things with your friends. - Whiz

*Cover Design by Paul Escolar

@tap10 | Hoodrat Tendencies Vol. 2
1. Going To Work - P-Lo
2. Nasty Cattin’ (Tap.10 Blend) - Kool John x Notorious BIG
3. Only That Real - IAMSU feat. 2 Chainz & Sage The Gemini
4. Tree In The Load - E-40 feat. Choose Up Cheese & Cousin Fik
5. Who Do You Love vs Playaz Club - YG feat. Drake & Rappin 4-Tay
6. Paranoid - Yummy Bingham
7. Paranoid - Ty Dolla Sign feat. Joe Moses
8. Hookah - Tyga feat. Young Thug
9. Don’t Sleep - Soulja Boy feat. Young Lo
10. Tear It Up - Soulja Boy
11. Up Down (Do This All Day) - T Pain feat. B.O.B.
12. Ride Da D - Niko G4 feat. Jay 305
13. Don’t You - Sage The Gemini
14. Slide Thru - 1-O.A.K. feat. P-Lo
15. Put This Thang On Ya - DJ Mustard feat. Ty Dolla Sign
16. Burn Rubber - Too Short
17. This D - TeeFlii
18. Wait For A Minute - Tyga feat. Justin Bieber
19. F With Me - Salty feat. Kool John, FLIP & Jaray
20. Loyal - Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne & Too Short
21. 3xKrazy - Netta Brielle
22. Act Right (Remix) - Yo Gotti feat. Keak Da Sneak, Young Jeezy & YG
23. Really Out Here - RJ feat. AD
24. 4 G’s - DJ Mustard feat. TeeCee4800, E-40, Ty Dolla Sign & C. Hood
25. B I T C H - YG feat. D-Lo
26. The Homie - YG feat. Young Jeezy
27. My Hitta - YG feat. Young Jeezy & Rich Homie Quan
28. Down For My - C-Murder feat. Magic & Snoop Dogg
29. Good Day (Instrumental) - Tyga feat. Lil Wayne & Meek Mill
30. Livin’ - 2 Chainz feat. IAMSU
31. I Did That - YP Spoelstra feat. Kool John & Young Bari
32. Still Thuggin’ - P-Lo
33. Work - Ty Dolla Sign feat. Casey Veggies

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