down for the clown

the signs in the 2016 clownpocalypse
  • aries: unaffected by clowns, just here to have a good time
  • taurus: clown bait
  • gemini: probably will be fine but dont let a clown sneak up on you
  • cancer: generally amicable to clowns, but willing to throw down if the situation calls for it
  • leo: susceptible to clowns
  • virgo: clown hunter
  • libra: will prosecute clowns to the fullest extent of the law
  • scorpio: immune to clowns, does not put up with their foolishness
  • sagittarius: incredibly susceptible to clowns
  • capricorn: a clown
  • aquarius: gets along surprisingly well with clowns, doesnt see what the big deal is
  • pisces: unfortunately as a pisces has never been observed interacting with a clown we have no idea how a pisces/clown conflict would shake out
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c-clown, infinite, vixx; scorpion dance and now kiss body touch… ~(•ε • ~) 

I think I will only accept a lion shuffle if it’s literally everyone ends up with a different lion.

Like, oops, Allura was actually TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG about EVERYONE because she had literally just met them 20 minutes ago.

Black - Lance (sure okay why not let’s give it a shot I’m down to clown, develops leadership qualities, this is reminding me of the pirate captain from Stardust for some reason, ‘the heart of the team’, Will listen to everyone and make the right call (eventually))

Yellow - Keith (Really works with his impulsiveness tbh?, The yellow lion makes him slow down and think b/c he can’t just bolt in, Will pull back and make everyone think twice, Sees the Big Picture better than everyone else on the team, No your family/Allura are not more important than the rest of the entire universe guys)

Green - Hunk (nosy, interested in learning, wants to touch EVERYTHING, will steal and read your diary and go through your files, crazy smart and eager to question)

Red - Pidge (I’m gunna BREAK INTO THE GG and SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER AND READ YOUR FILES then SCREAM AT YOU, openly impulsive and quick to temper, often takes the bullheaded approach, Will do her own thing regardless of what others think)

Blue - Shiro (The one that keeps the group together and calm, Moral support and there to listen, Will encourage you and make you feel like you can do anything)