also sk8r boy is a bop but the story also sucks because its acting like the girl is living a dull life because she married a different person and had kids with them? like damn they were in high school when she turned him down and they had barely even known each other. and then he goes and writes a damn song about it once hes a big time musician like calm the hell down sk8r boy
You got in Thor's pant yet? What's taking our playa so long? Maybe your game ain't as good as you say.
I’m trying to get Steve to call his boy down from Asgard but he keeps sayin “I don’t have his number” which is a lie!! Steve just don’t wanna have to see ya boy getting that sweet alien dicc!!
I did read like, an article or sumthin about Thor and they was sayin that there’s this bro Heimdall that can c all so I got a plan!! I was at home and ready 2 jerk it and I said “Heimdall look at this!! Tell Thor if he wants some of this he know who to see!” Now I’m just waiting for that god of thunder to bring a storm my way!
I am delighted to find out that there’s a new quality meme in Russia, the Wizard “Fwoosh” Cat, fwoosh [вжух] being the sound effect for the magic wand waving.
The Fwoosh Cat can do great magic in your every-day life, good and bad all at the same time.
“Fwoosh, you’ve got insomnia”
“Fwoosh, you’re adopted”
“Fwoosh, and money is gone”
“Fwoosh, you’re expelled” next to a list of expelled pupils in a university
“Fwoosh, black ice”
Obligatory money fwoosh
“Cannot fwoosh on this page”
“Fwoosh, and you can fwoosh on this page”
“If you see this image, then it’s your lucky day. You’ve been visited by The Great Wizard Cat, the wisest of all wizard cats of the wizard cat school. A curse was laid on you, and it will turn your life into a nightmare. Only the wizard cat can lift the curse and once again make your life wonderful and full of magic”
Riku literally has NO CHILL when it comes to his best friend.
KH1 Riku: Oh, Sora found new friends? Fine, I’m gonna go sulk in darkness for the next few months.
COM Riku: Sora, I’ve finally learned how to handle my dark side - oh, he’s sleeping. Better go on a dangerous journey that could potentially cause darkness to take over me again just for the slightest chance of waking him up.
KH2 Riku: I’m too ashamed for you to see me like this, Sora, but I’m still going to casually stalk you and be helpful. Also, I’d be cool with spending the rest of my life on a beach in the World Between as long as it’s with you.
Coded Riku: I’m not even the real Riku and you’re not even the real Sora, but I feel very concerned about your well-being for some reason. For a journal, I seem to have an awful lot of real emotions. Weird.
358/2 Days Riku: I’m sorry that I’m being a bit of a jerk, Roxas, but Sora can’t wake up if you’re still around. You understand, right?
BBS Riku: I want to be strong so I can protect the people I care about. Sora. I’m talking about Sora.
DDD Riku: So, those two people love each other? I’m going to make blatantly obvious parallels to Sora and I. Dearly Beloved is the combined song of our souls. Sora is in trouble, I’m going to JUMP INTO HIS HEART AND SAVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE PERSONAL COST.