The Dragonborn DLC
  • You: *kills Alduin*
  • You: *stops Harkon*
  • You: *slays the dragon priests*
  • You: *slays 2 dozen or so dragons and eats their souls*
  • You: *lead the companions, the college, the thieves guild, and settled the war between the imperials and stormcloaks*
  • You: *are the champion of many daedric princes and defier of the rest*
  • Miraak: .......Okay..that all sounds fake but okay...
I am a God

I’m a new DM, and my players were making there characters
“Ok, my Dragonborn will be named Dovakin”
Me: “…you’re called Dragonborn the Dragonborn? Anybody who speaks Draconic will know that”
“You don’t know if Skyrim dragon language translates to this world!”
“Actually, I do. I own this world! I am it’s God! And you are the Dragonborn Moon-Moon!”

“Dovahkiin”. Companion piece for “Nerevarine“.

The stories of the two games are different, the settings are different, and so they demand the heroes to be different (in my case, ahem, not too different, it seems). Dovahkiin is, kinda, a considerably more “hey, let’s drink all the mead and then go fight some horrifying monster!“ type. A more worldly type, too, to me at least. But he has some twists, sure. Any hero does.


Making my Skyrim Fus Ro Dah wall prop, version 2.

First one was very slapdash and fell apart after someone bumped it; this one is going to be much better; and may have built in LEDs.

I used the actual font from Skyrim to make the wall’s glyphs as accurate as possible; though I had to tweak the kerning to fit what I wanted.



  • Someone: You're a loser if you play Elder Scrolls games.
  • Me: By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.‏

@wendycorduroy replied to your photo “my brother called me in to look at a big wasp in his room but i found…”

thats such a cute way to display them im dyin

they just BARELY fit in there that dovakin’s horn is like a centimeter away from his fan

i just cant believe his using his god knows how expensive n beefy graphics card as a Shelf