(Lightning comes home to find Doc unloading the dirty dishes from the wash)
Lightning: Doc, what- what are you doing?
Doc: What does it look like I’m doing, Einstein?
Lightning: It looks like you’re unloading dirty dishes, Einstein.
Doc: They’re clean, Einstein!
Lightning: No, they’re dirty; I just loaded them and I went to the store to get a box of detergent, Einstein!
Doc: Then, why didn’t you leave a note saying that, Einstein?!
Lightning: Hey, stop calling me Einstein!
Doc: Stop calling ME Einstein!