douchey shirts

Things To Do After Top Surgery

- Sleep shirtless

- Go for a run with no shirt on

- Grow chest hair

- Go to the beach only in board shorts

- Buy more douchey shirts

- Skinny dipping??

- Mow lawns with my guns out as well as my amazing pecks

- Get rid of these damn tan lines

- Actually go outside to tan

- Get a massage from a girl without feeling even more stressed

- Lay in front of a fan on a hot day in nothing but boxers

- Show off my six pack that I have yet to form

- Work out my upper body even more

- Just put a shirt on in the morning and go

- Shirtless selfies

- Be dysphoria free

- Feel comfortable in my own skin

Things to do after top surgery: checked off

-Sleep shirtless ✔️~Every night
- Go for a run with no shirt on ✔️
- Grow chest hair ~working on
- Go to the beach only in board shorts✔️ ~Best time of my life
- Buy more douchey shirts ✔️
- Skinny dipping??
- Mow lawns with my guns out as well as my amazing pecks ~it’s winter
- Get rid of these damn tan lines ✔️
- Actually go outside to tan✔️
- Get a massage from a girl without feeling even more stressed
- Lay in front of a fan on a hot day in nothing but boxers ~Again, winter
- Show off my six pack that I have yet to form ~still forming
- Work out my upper body even more ✔️ ~Everyday
- Just put a shirt on in the morning and go ✔️ ~yuuuus
- Shirtless selfies ✔️ ~booyah!
- Be dysphoria free ~getting there
- Feel comfortable in my own skin ✔️

Screw the Guy in Blue

Request: Can I request a fic where Y/N and Phil are at a party or something and Phil gets jealous when he sees someone flirt with Y/N and he accidentally confesses his feelings for Y/N ?? Sorry it’s long, also I really like your writhing style !!

Pairing: Phil X Reader

POV: Phil

Warnings: None.

A/N: Hope this is okay!

Phil hates this party. Hate is a strong word, he tells himself. It fits this situation perfectly.

It’s not that he hates the people at the party, or the decorations or anything. Dan and PJ are talking over by the wall, there are streamers hung across the ceiling that actually look pretty cool, and the Muse playing in the background definitely doesn’t hurt. No, he doesn’t hate any of these things. 

What he hates is the jerk in the blue T-shirt a ways to his left, talking and laughing with Y/N. Okay so maybe ‘jerk’ is a rude way to describe the guy. Phil doesn’t know him. Maybe his mum is dying or something. Maybe he shouldn’t judge. 

The guy in blue tucks a loose strand of hair behind Y/N’s ear, his hand gently running his hand down her cheek. He used the freaking cheesiest move in the book.  Phil should be the one using that move!

Jerk, he decides, is a perfectly fitting description of the guy in blue. 

Phil isn’t going to say a thing. He won’t, he promises himself he won’t. Y/N looks happy, she’s smiling and she’s laughing, and that’s all that matters. But it’s just as he’s telling himself this that she looks up and makes eye contact with him. 

Phil smiles and waves. Nothing more. 

He doesn’t even notice her frown as she looks back to the guy in blue. 

He does notice as the guy scoots forward though, and he definitely notices when she laughs and all he can think is that could be him. That could be him, telling her stories and listening to that beautiful laugh of hers.

And then his feet are moving, and he knows it’s an awful idea, he knows that he might be ruining his friendship and humiliating himself at a party in front of a ton of other people, but he just can’t seem to care. 

“Hey mate, how about you go bug someone else?” Phil has to speak up to be heard over the music and the second the words leave his mouth he regrets them. He sounds like one of the guys trying way too hard to be cool in some 80′s film. 

Whatever. It’s too late to turn back now anyways, may as well make the moment as “cringe worthy” as possible, as Dan would say. 

The guy snickers, looking up at him for only a second before he’s looking back to Y/N, continuing the conversation as if nothing happened. 

“Hey, did you not hear me?” Phil should really just stop, but now this is less about getting the guy to stop flirting with Y/N and more about confronting the douche. That’s right, the jerk has been downgraded, it’s douche now.

Once again the guy only glances up at him before turning back to Y/N.

“What’s he talking about?”

Y/N shakes her head, smiling. 

“What do you mean? You heard him, didn’t you? Get out of here, man.”

Both Phil and douchey blue shirt guy are a little surprised. But he listens, and Phil is pretty certain that it’s not an accident when he gets elbowed as the guy walks away. Phil’s both too happy and too confused to care.

Y/N grins at him, standing so she’d directly in front of him. 

“I like you. A lot,” The words are out of his mouth before he has time to censor them, or you know, not say anything at all. She doesn’t walk away or slap him or anything though, so he’s pretty sure that’s a plus.

“You know I was kind of hoping you’d come over here sooner,” Her voice gets quieter and Phil has to listen close to hear her over the music. 

“What? Seriously?” She nods, and shuffles a bit. It’s a nervous habit, he knows that, he’s seen her do it a few times. Not to mention he’d be doing the exact same thing right now if it didn’t feel as if his legs were glued to the floor. 

“Yeah, you haven’t noticed me trying to make awkward eye contact with you for the past half hour?” He shakes his head and she smiles again, eye drifting to the floor. “Well I like you a lot too,” A piece of hair falls down, brushing against her cheek. 

His hand is moving before he can think this whole thing over. It’s his turn to be the cheesy idiot. 

Things to do after top surgery:

-Sleep shirtless 


- Go for a run with no shirt on 


- Grow chest hair 


- Go to the beach only in board shorts


- Buy more douchey shirts 


- Skinny dipping


- Mow lawns with my guns out as well as my amazing pecks 


- Get rid of these damn tan lines 


- Actually go outside to tan


- Get a massage from a girl without feeling even more stressed


- Lay in front of a fan on a hot day in nothing but boxers 


- Show off my six pack that I have yet to form 


- Work out my upper body even more 


- Just put a shirt on in the morning and go 


- Shirtless selfies 


- Be dysphoria free 


- Feel comfortable in my own skin

Sometimes I forget that i can literally do and draw whatever i want. At first I was gonna try to come up with some form of context, but then i remembered that it’s ygo and I ain’t gotta explain a thing :p And apparently from what i heard, that other show already pulls jank like this anyway SO NOW I REALLY DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN S**T :D (except for the the exaggerated douchey shirt thats an inside joke lmao.)  and before anyone brings it up yeah this stemmed from my last sketch of Vector. Its the same sketch, i just ended up doing something with it 

my favorite thing abt brendon is that he’s just a huge music nerd behind his snapbacks and t-shirts and douchey sunglasses