Mitt Romney getting glitterbombed twice is a gift sent directly from God. 

I remembered something from school.

So it’s nearly the end of the term, and me and some chicks end up talking about an arse of a boy we hate.

Then, one says it.

“He’s such a douchehole!”

We end up laughing together while she admits, “I couldn’t think of what to call him, douchebag or asshole, so I ended up saying that.”

“Hmm, Assbag.”

We laugh again.

“Assbag is better,” I agree. 

That day on, I have new vocab. >:D