douchebag child

Guide to Touhou games
  • HrTP: Hakurei reimu's Totally Pissed
  • SoEW: Saltiness over Ethereal Witch
  • PoDD: Physicist organizes Danmaku Derby
  • LLS: Lady Losing Sleep
  • MS: Makai Shenanigans
  • EoSD: Evil overconfident Succ Demon
  • PCB: Pissed Chilly Bitches
  • IN: Immortal Nonsense
  • PoFV: Psychopomp obnoxiously Fucking Vacations
  • MoF: Mound of Fuckery
  • SA: Satori's Assholes
  • UFO: Unzan's Fisting Orgy
  • TD: Them Daoists
  • DDC: Douchebag Deceives Child
  • LoLK: Lunarians overreact @ Lampad Kid

Handsome Jack: Why isn’t this working, Angel?

Angel: I don’t…

Handsome Jack: I’ve pumped every frickin’ ounce of Eridium I’ve got into you but the stupid Key isn’t working! WHY?!

Angel: I’m sorry, I don’t know.

Handsome Jack: You’re a SIREN! You’re one-of-a-kind – now make it work! I want that freaking Warrior, Angel. I want him awake, okay? I want him under my control, now – I want him now! NOT LATER! NOW!

(ECHO #4, ‘Get to Know Jack’ mission)

I’m cracking up, I made Marcel & Porco for TS4 and tried to put them up on the Gallery, but EA kept telling me my description contained a forbidden word. 

All I had written was “Super Galliard Bros. Porco’s jacket is by Peacemaker IC.” 

I’m sitting there like “it can’t be…it can’t be flagging Porco can it???”

I removed his name and altered my description and it accepted it.

BUT IT GETS EVEN BETTER:

THEIR ALGORITHM EVEN CHANGED HIS ACTUAL FUCKING NAME.

Meet the World’s First (and Worst) Foodie

While it might seem that the foodie douchebag—the bastard child of countless food blogs, our culture’s continuously growing obsession with all things new, bizarre, or extravagant in food, and the all-documenting eye of Instagram and its #foodie vortex—is something of a new phenomenon, it’s far from modern. In fact, the origins of acting like a tool when it comes to food can be traced all the way back to ancient Rome, to the first century AD. More specifically, the life and death of Marcus Gavius Apicius, the world’s first gourmand.

Lover of luxury and all things gourmet, Marcus Gavius Apicius was a wealthy member of Roman high society who lived and breathed all things excessive. As a member of the Roman elite, Apicius served under Emperor Tiberius as a culinary adviser, often cooking for and dining with society’s elite. 

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I am so frustrated that I have no close friends who are homestuck fans

I need someone to cry with

because Eridan  the dead trolls had some closure. Eridan Everyone looks a wee bit more peaceful as compared to when they were living. Alt Timeline Eridan Vriska and Feferi Terezi seem to have finally reconciled (regardless of whether or not they’re alive it’s still somethin’!). 

Plus there’s Eridan, so there’s that

Did I mention my darling demented douchebag child Eridan was in there?

Yes

Eridan

Eridan

oh my gosh I’m just crying over a dead fish boy SOMEONE PLEASE SLAP ME

I’m actually so proud of myself for disliking sasusaku even as a child.

yknow, normally you’d think at that age ‘oh my god he’s such a bad boy i’m sure she can change his heart and make him fall in love with her’, but i was thinking ‘she’s fucking annoying and he’s a douchebag WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE SEE IN HIM????’

i am so proud