doubleagent!jess

senkirowolf  asked:

Okay Gabe being Jesse's sorcerer papa makes me melt especially when he's a teeny tiny wolfy

OH GOOD, cause when gabe finds the little pupper its after a small desert town is nearly burned to the ground. the stench of death attracted him and that’s when he found little 7 year old jesse. he does everything he can to make sure the little wolf groes up big n’ strong

HANZO SHIMADA, THE TRUE SHIMADA PLAYBOI???!! // GENJI SHIMADA BOOTY PIC DURING WORK

TMZ REPORTING (LETS GET RITTEE INTO THE NEOOOOOWSS)

Hanzo Shimada, 38, Formerly Affiliated with the Shimada Clan, now works at either Walmart, Ihop, etc. has be known for the following :

  • -An actual Furry*
  • Reportedly killed his own brother at aisle 9
  • tiddy
  • Traveler around the world to find his honor
  • An archer

BUT NEVER AS THE TRUE SHIMADA PLAYBOY

Genji Shimada, 35, was always known to be the reckless, careless Shimada Playboy, thus why Hanzo killing him in Aisle 9 or 6.

Below are shocking pictures of Hanzo Shimada’s, (again he is 38 years old) affair…

WOw. Shocking. Appalling. 

Oh shit here come dat boi

Here’s what to know about the alleged “Affair”

  1. He’s a cabbage.  
  2. -Apparently he reads the bee movie script to sleep.

TMZ HAS APPROACHED HANZO SHIMADA FOR AN INTERVIEW ABOUT THE SCANDALOUS SITUATION

AS you can see, Hanzo Shimada is still sadly in denial but receipts are receipts Hanzo.

TMZ HAS ALSO INTERVIEWED JESSE MCCREE, KNOWN TO BE AS HANZO’S BOYFRIEND 

Beautiful” - TSC McCree

Is this perhaps saying McHanzo in Retailwatch AU is done? 

BUT WAIT, THATS NOT ALL FOLKS..

KEEMSTAR / NANDOS TRACER HAS LEAKED PICTURES OF HANZO’S SUPPOSED OTHER AFFAIRS??

So Which One is it Hanzo?? 

  • Cabbage
  • Radish
  • Carrot

Or all three??

The relationship was suspected by people before:

(honestly wha t the fu ck)

Thoughts on the scandal? leave them below!

GENJI SHIMADA BOOTY PICTURE AT WORK??

Out of Boredom or Independent Decision??

While working, Genji Shimada, 35, has taken a risqué picture at the bathroom during work.

Opinions aside, that is a nice ass.

I have not reached Derrick, Genji’s manager for confrontation about this.

THAT IS ALL FOR TODAY FOLKS SEE U NEXT TIME ON TMZ!

****For the furry hanzo comment

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