double ristretto

brightly-estelle said: I bet Kiibo can do espresso by now it’s the FUTURE

Hey! Heeeeeeey. Kiibo! Hey Kiibo! One Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice actually make that two Double Ristretto Venti Ha-

I-I REFUSE TO USE MY AUDIO RECORDING AND EVERY OTHER FUNCTION FOR THIS

hamilton starbucks orders

alex: a double shot on ice hell yeeee (or when he’s feeling particularly fancy, his real fave is the cinnamon dolce latte….) he just wants to stay awake longer but unfortunately, starbucks isn’t 24/7

laurens: coffee???? no, tea, he’s from south carolina, goddammit. but he’s also the Stereotypical Gay and he needs to find a balance. enter, stage right: cinnamon chai tea latte

lafayette: he likes his coffee like he likes his men…. sweet and stronger than he is….  which is to say, he just gets cold brew coffee and dumps 9 sugar packets in the cup while staring the cashier directly in the eye

mulligan: he doesn’t go to starbucks bc they only have english breakfast lattes and he just cries in a corner with his huge box of twinings irish breakfast tea that isn’t even really irish

aaron: caffe americano bc he’s a minimalist hipster and we all know it

thomas: he saunters up to the cashier and whips out his credit card and tries to say “cafe au lait” all smooth and french and shit but he ends up spilling it on himself or some shit

madison: for some reason i just… know he would get a green tea frappuccino… idk why. but he’s just that one chill guy with a cool scarf with an ipad in his hand sipping his bright green shit…. u know the one

eliza: the strawberries and cream frappuccino…. no questions or reasons….

angelica: white chocolate mocha frappuccino, which she sips slowly while looking at one of the guys in a judge-y way. why can’t she enjoy her coffee in peace. these dicks always have to go and fight someone. 

peggy: she’s with mulligan, making her own weird coffee blend and dumping random stuff in it. she may or may not have set the kitchen on fire.

king george: The Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low, One Nutrasweet, and Ice


THESE ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE AND OBVIOUSLY A SERIOUS MATTER

anonymous asked:

What is your starbucks order? Mines just a normal frappacino:(

the double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frap with extra hot foam whipped cream upside down and double blended, one sweet’n low and one nutrasweet, and ice

#my actual order is a caramel macchiato and im sorry you had to read that

anonymous asked:

What do you think the various OUaT character's coffee orders are?

Emma: Usually just a black Americano, but one day Killian ordered it for her with a splash of cream and cinnamon, and she’s drunk it that way ever since.

Killian: He laughs at the frou frou “coffee” of this world, as he’s used to drinking it straight black at the strength and consistency of pitch, scraped out of the pot. Hence he drives everyone crazy when he makes it. Granny basically just boils it really hot and pours it into a cup like a shot.

Henry: Caramel frappuccino. The biggest one his moms will let him get (small)  or that his stepdads will let him get (large). With extra whip. (Sidenote: I have served my time at Starbucks and you do not know hell until you have made 1000000 caramel frappuccinos for an endless line of teenagers in the mall. Literally. Everyone. Wants One. As I said. Hell).

Regina: Used to be one of those customers from hell that insisted on soy milk and extra shots and sugar-free flavor and no foam and etc etc, would hold up the line yelling at the barista, and then bring it straight back if any tiny detail wws wrong. She has since switched to decaf and started dating an Englishman, therefore she is trying new kinds of tea and is a lot politer about it.

Robin: As noted, English. Therefore, drinks tea and will not touch anything that Killian makes. Usually an Earl Grey kind of guy, but has been broadening his horizons.

David: He likes lattes. Vanilla lattes.

Mary Margaret: Coffee isn’t really her thing, she likes hot chocolate.

Gold: Black. Like his soul.

Belle: A nonfat mocha with light whip. She was touched that Will took the time to ask what she likes and has started bringing it to her every day. She was somewhat taken aback, however, to discover that if he thinks it’s too MUCH whip for her discerning tastes, he’ll helpfully eat it off first and arrive with a cream mustache.

Will: He is a pain in the ass because he will literally change his order EVERY SINGLE TIME he comes in. He’ll order it small, or large, or with a different kind of milk, or with extra shots and syrup (usually resulting in him being even more over-caffeinated). Then he’ll drink it, and if he doesn’t like it, order something completely different. He also tends to add shots of whiskey.

Maleficent: A ristretto double shot espresso in a demi-tasse, with just a dollop of foam. And it had better be elegant and perfect.

Cruella: Gin. Coffee is for amateurs.

Ursula: Salted caramel latte with whipped cream. She may or may not accidentally spill extra salt into Killian’s drink whenever she gets the chance.