double dip

The Recipe

Sometimes,
The truth
Is stranger
Than fiction
The truth
Is that
We all have
Our own
Addiction
Beware
Of the recipe
You’re cooking
In Hell’s
Kitchen
I got too much
Sauce
You can see it
Dripping
But again
Beware
Don’t come
Around
My kitchen
With the
Double
Dipping.

Sisters in the snow

posted by reddit user MCDexX

I remember it like it was yesterday, although it was decades ago.

My sister and I had been fighting again, like we did so often, like I suspect most sisters do at that age.

This fight got more heated than usual. I screamed an obscenity at my sister before turning to storm out of the room, but then my neck suddenly whipped back painfully and I realised she was yanking my hair. In pain and shock, I spun around and slapped her hard across the face.

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So I rewatched all the lilo and stitch movies
The series isn’t on Netflix so I have to find somewhere to watch it at some point

But I’ve fallen in love with double dip
He shows up like 2 times but he’s so cute
His only destructive goal is to put food and candy back after licking it

So I had to draw him
The colors are off because it’s colored entirely in gel pen! Because I wanted it to be sparkly
And it is very sparkly

Live a Little (Taehyung/Reader)

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Prompt: If You’re still taking Taehyungie requests could I get a smut for trying new things and Tae sweet talking her into anal and taking it super slow and gentle and she ends up having the best orgasm of her life?? More love makey anal. Rather than aggressive.

Genre: Fluff Smut

Words: 4.5K+

Author: Admin Kaycie

Tags: Clothed grinding, body worship, oral sex, teasing, fingering, anal sex, vaginal sex, etc.


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Stoner sunday denver, going to the 420 bazaar today. Get stoned with me @brokensimplicity @eyesthesizeofmoons @smoking-smurf @darthp1agus @meet-me-on-the-dank-side @blacking-my-lungs @tattoednugwitch @potznpupz @colostonerado @coloradodabbers @dejaentend-u @veeveeganja @plainmaryjane @thesquidbat @ anyone else chilling and smoking

elr gavin whose relationship w michael is based entirely through an earpiece. michael directs. there’s no need for meeting face to face, so they haven’t. michael yells at gavin through an earpiece, gavin mangles the directions he’s been given, he miraculously lives (in no small part due to michael) and sometimes he even completes his objective. that’s the full extent of their relationship. but.

but maybe there’s a time where MI6′s running low on agents. maybe they need to send gavin in on something but they sure as hell don’t trust him enough to do it on his own. so maybe they team him up with somebody. maybe they have to double dip into other departments because there aren’t enough field agents available, but they still have to account for how gavin’s volatile and works terribly with 99% of people.

so maybe gavin walks in to meet whoever he’s meant to be double teaming with and they’re scowling at him and the first thing out of their mouth is a barb about gavin’s fucking white suit and he knows that voice. the face is unfamiliar, definitely, which he’s counting as a shame (because really, it’s a nice face), but he knows that voice. and they do okay. michael yells at him, they get along (as much as gavin gets along with anyone) and they don’t fuck it up.

and gavin’s only human (ie shallow) so maaaybe when they go back to working purely through a communicator he does more flirting than he used to, which michael rolls his eyes at. and maybe michael tones down the screaming a bit. and maybe, god forbid, they reach a benchmark that most people would call friends. 

Everything is Blue

Originally posted by jeonsshi

MATURE

  • So, Yoongi would be a music production major and a photography minor. Both are things he’s very passionate about and both are things that would make decent careers in the future.
  • Honestly, Yoongi seems to really value education but at the same time, he understands that test scores and grades don’t define who you are or where your talents really lie. So, he’s enjoying his time and he’s trying his hardest because he’s a perfectionist but he’s not stressing if he gets a B.
  • Yoongi really is a perfectionist, though. He wants everything to be done right and he doesn’t accept anything less. And that can cause some problems for him.
  • Even though he doesn’t really care about grades, he still cares.
  • Like, he doesn’t handle failure well so if he fails a test or a professor doesn’t like his piece, it bothers him.

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  • Ginny: What have you done now?
  • Hermione: Why do you just assume it's my fault?
  • Ginny: Because I've known you my whole life!
  • Hermione: Draco and I... sort of... hooked up, briefly and barely, after his birthday party.
  • Ginny: How could you be so déjà-stupid? When are you gonna learn? Old boyfriends are like chips: No double-dipping.

anonymous asked:

Eleanor WILL be coming back at the end of February. #ResistCloseting

Let me say it again: I don’t think it’s going to happen, but if Eleanor comes back into the picture, she’s pathetic on every level.

On an official narrative level (because Louis “cheated” on her, “fathered a child”, “dated” another girl long-term and was seen “partying” with loads of women in between and she’s still interacting with him?), on a professional level (her blog failed because she was too lazy to keep it up and she couldn’t even use the momentum of 3 million followers gained from 1D exposure to launch her modelling career without double-dipping?) and on a personal level (she got out, she talked shit about Louis and Harry. Coming back now would be beyond stupid AND would show that she’s behaving like a famewhore who’s not done trying to get attention.)

And on that note, I am DONE talking about her. If something does actually happen, be assured I’ll be there to mock her desperation firsthand, but until that point, should it ever come, she’s still irrelevant.

beloved-key  asked:

dude you should do #12 from the hurt/comfort prompts, with sick lance, keith thinking he's faking, and hunk swooping in like "nuh uh i know sick lance when i see him and this is sick lance"

Here is a short lil drabble I apologize it’s not longer but I had fun enjoy the angst (this is also for the anon that asked for Klance in 7 or 8, I’m double dipping because why not)

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Why the Signs Are Problematic

Aries: your mom still does your laundry

Taurus: you’re an awful gardener and kill every plant you touch

Gemini: you read books for fun

Cancer: all of you literally look like you’re 12

Leo: puns

Virgo: you can’t watch scary movies

Libra: you have the absolute worst sense of direction

Scorpio: most likely to hate memes

Sagittarius: you double dip everything and i hate it

Capricorn: pokemon

Aquarius: tbh the dad jokes need to stop

Pisces: still emo