double date

*Clony and Justlex on a double date*

Clay: I’ll have whatever Tony’s having.

Tony: We’ll both have a bacon cheeseburger.

Justin: *not wanting to be shown up by the other couple’s cuteness* Yeah I’ll have what Alex’s having.

Alex: Um, alright, garden salad for both of us then.

*after the date*

Justin: What the fuck, Alex, who the fuck eats salad?!

Alex: You’re the one who asked for whatever I was having.

Justin: I didn’t realize I was dating a rabbit.

Alex: Do you want to stop at McDonalds?

Justin: …Yeah. Get me chicken nuggets and I’ll forget this happened.

  • McCree: C'mon Hun, we're going to dinner with Gabe an Morrison. Put your actual shirt on.
  • Hanzo: I refuse! I wish to stay home and watch our neighbors in case they do something suspicious!
  • McCree: They are our neighbors!
  • Hanzo: *gasp!* Look! It appears they're going out somewhere, dressed sharply no less.
  • McCree: Ugh, you're a nut case.
  • Hanzo: You'll be happy when this saves our lives.
  • Akashi: Tetsuya, you look ravishing this evening.
  • Kuroko: Thanks.
  • Aomine: Kise, all your facial parts are in the right spots.
  • Kise: Thanks, Aominecchi.
Imagine your OTPs
  • Person A: I'm kind of tired of walking.
  • Person B : well if you tried you can always get on my back and I'll give you a piggy back ride.
  • Person A: Okay! * gets on person B' back*
  • Person B: * starts running with person A on their back*
  • Person C: quick person D, let me get on your back!<p/>
  • Person D: Why?
  • Person C: so we can race those idiots, so come on we can't let them win!
  • Person D: .... Okay! *Let's person C on their back and starts chancing Person A and B and all four start racing*
Double Date
  • Yuuri: Alright sweetie, have fun with Otabek! Remember your curfew!
  • Yurio: *rolls eyes* God, okay!
  • Victor: Yurio, wait! I just had the best idea! What if me, you, Yuuri, and Otabek all had a double date?!
  • Otabek: I don't see why--
  • Yurio: SHUSH! NO, you are not coming with us!
  • *At the restaurant*
  • Otabek: ...and so I said to him, "You have the eyes of a soldier."
  • Victor: How sweet! Yuuri, why don't you ever say that kind of stuff to me?
  • Yurio: *hides behind menu*

but can you imagine dumbledore, grindelwald, draco and harry going on a double date

harry and dumbledore would just be talking and replaying past events and smiling while draco and grindelwald would be like “so what stupid, life-threatening and illogical things did you have to do to get your boyfriend?”

Battle of the Dates

Request: oooh! hello, can I request a reader x eth on a double date with amy and mark?? (psst if you want split it into a couple parts where they do something different each time because I support the idea of lots of double dates) thanks love xx // hello again, I requested the double date with amy and mark, just wanted to add that it would be a fem!reader :) thanks, sorry for not telling you before xx

Summary: Fem!Reader goes on a double date with Amyplier. It’s a fun time I guess.

A/N: You guys I made a gif for you people. Be proud of me, I’m crossing mediums! Jk I just went to a website and typed in a URL I’m not special haha. But forreal, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, WHY ARE THERE ALMOST NO TEAMIPLIER GIFS IN THE GIF SEARCH THING it’s annoying af and results in me having to make crappy gifs on the internet. Anyway, this fic is open to multiple parts! If you have an idea for a part 2 to this, send it in! There is a text conversation in this fic! ‘-’ is the reader, ‘=‘ is Amy. Hope you all enjoy!

Wordcount: 1000, it was so short originally I literally had to add in an entire extra scene to not give you a shitty 500 word fic lol

Request some more guys! I’ll get to them in the next batch of fics!

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Requested by alfrette

“We’re like cheesy sitcom couples.”  Jughead snickered as your waitress deposited the two milkshakes onto the table.  Two straws sticking out of each one for the two couples.

“It’s classic.”  You kicked him lightly under the table, causing him to jump and Archie to laugh as he wrapped an arm around your shoulders.

“You’re such children.”  Betty teased, lipping at the milkshake and giggling when Jughead bent down to do the same.  Archie chuckled, leaning over to whisper in your ear.

“Juggy’s right.  They look like a cheesy sitcom couple.”