“It’s nice of you to say I’m your best friend.”
“You are my best friend, dummy.”
“Really? You are my best friend. But I always assumed that somebody else was your best friend, and I was totally okay with that. You don’t have to say that I’m your best friend just to make me feel good.”
“You’re so lame.”
“That’s why I figured somebody else was your best friend.”

Dottery mug painted for yadykates by me, with quotes from rainbowrowell‘s Attachments.