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ATTENTION ZAYN FANS!

We noticed that there is a project going on Twitter with the hashtag #MOMto1BillionStreams. Apparently MoM is around 12.8M streams away from reaching 1 Billion Streams. That’s why we encourage every Zayn fan out there on Tumblr dot com to stream MoM on Spotify.

A few rules to remember when streaming on Spotify:

1. Spotify counts it as a stream after 40 seconds of listening to a song
2. DO NOT MUTE Spotify or your computer. Muted streams will not count. You can lower the volume until you can’t hear it anymore or simply plug in your headphones

GO STREAM MIND OF MINE AND HELP IT REACH 1 BILLION STREAMS

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im ashamed but apparently not enough to stop me from posting these,.some bad furry doodles from twitter ,,,,,,,,,,,plz forgive me,,,

Killua hates baths, but Gon doesn’t know this. The Hunter Exam left little time for personal hygiene, and at Heaven’s Arena Killua had always snuck back to his own room to take care of himself. Of course, it’s bound to be different here on Whale Island.


so story time: for the past couple of weeks i’ve been complaining about the lack of good bath fic for hxh and it wasn’t till a couple days ago that i remembered, hey, i write stuff, i could write one myself, y’know, sky’s the limit and all. fittingly, i wrote the vast majority of this on my phone, in the bath, so i apologize for mistakes and possibile general shittiness because i’m too lazy to proofread. a shout out to tumblr formatting for being fuckin incorrigible and impossible to comprehend. also this ficlet is dedicated to ghostlydeer for teasing me about liking bath fics. this ones for u <33

tw: mentions of past abuse, scar talk, some general angst stuff

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When I was in middle school I was in an online role playing chat group and I spent a lot of time on babynames dot com trying to name my characters. My mom sat me down one day with my search history, very concerned, with a book about purity and gods love and asked me if I had anything to tell her.

Pyrocynical Sentence Starters

WARNING: a lot of questionable stuff is said

❝ I gave it an overall meme out of 10 IGN rating. ❞
❝ Pardon my swag. ❞
❝ Hey, baby, guess what? I’m a porn star. ❞
❝ See you in Hell. ❞
❝ I just want to go home to my anime body pillow. ❞
❝ I’m just a misunderstood fourteen-year-old just leave me alone. ❞
❝ How’s it going, everyone, Mr. Swag here. ❞
❝ I’m too much of a faggot to actually have a decent life story to talk about ❞
❝ Mom, what’s porndude dot com? ❞
❝ You know what I’m gonna do today? Be possessed by the lord of Hell himself, Satan. ❞
❝ I’m just a middle aged man in the park, filming kids, you know, the usual. ❞
❝ Lulululululula follow me into the woods, lululululululula don’t tell your parents where you are. ❞
❝ RED ALERT, WE’VE GOT A LOSER AND A NERD! ❞
❝ Fair enough, that’s believable. ❞
❝ YES EXCUSE ME, YOU OVER THERE, HAVE YOU HEARD OF A THING CALLED ‘SWAG’? ❞
❝ Oh. My. God. ❞
❝ What do you use the boy’s penis for? What is your objective with the boy’s penis? ❞
❝ You, slave child, bring me a pen. I must call this girl a bitch whore. ❞
❝ I live under a bridge, stealing wi-fi from McDonald’s. ❞
❝ Whoa, better calm down there, missy, that’s quite edgy. ❞
❝ Oh, wow, this is awkward. ❞
❝ I just found a bunch of dead guys, I swear it wasn’t me. ❞
❝ It was just a prank. ❞
❝ How dare you compliment me without my permission? ❞
❝ Stealing from the dead? Just a bit too far. ❞
❝ I don’t know why I just did that, I genuinely think I’m just an asshole. ❞
❝ I’ll tell you what: I’m feeling a little less homicidal today. ❞
❝ I’ve become the priest. ❞
❝ Time to smight some evildoers. ❞
❝ Please don’t mind me, I’m just committing mass murder. ❞

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If I didn’t have you
Life would be blue
I’d be Dr.Who without the TARDIS
A candle without a wick
A Watson without a Crick
I’d be one of my outfits without a dick-ie
I’d be cheese without the mac
Jobs without the Wozniak
I’d be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator making it much harder to crack
I’d be an atom without a bomb
A dot without the com
And I’d probably still live with my mom

[Leonard,Penny,Amy,Sheldon & Raj]
And he’d probably still live with his mom

[Chorus]
Ever since I met you, you turned my world around
You supported all my dreams and all my hopes
You’re like uranium-235 and I’m uranium-238
Almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn’t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you Bernadette

If I didn’t have you
Life would be dreary
I’d be string theory without any string
I’d be binary code without a one
A cathode ray tube without an electron gun
I’d be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon
I’d speak a lot more Klingon
*Heghlum'meH QaQ jajvam* (= It’s a good day to die)

[Leonard,Penny,Amy,Sheldon & Raj]
And he’d definitely still live with his mom

[Chorus]
Ever since I met you, you turned my world around
You’re my best friend and my lover
We’re like changing electric and magnetic fields
You can’t have one without the other

I couldn’t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you Bernadette

[All]
Oh, we couldn’t have imagined
How good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you Bernadette

the scariest thing that ever happened in my entire life was the time i was with my friends + mom (who was chaperoning) at the mall a billion years ago back during my Hetalia phase and we went into this anime store and while i was (still, with my mom) buying things the cashier who was this youngish girl struck up a conversation about anime and I responded and then she said (still, right in front of my mom)

“I like your shoelaces”

and i swear there was this moment of utter silence and i realized i had to respond bc it would be awkward otherwise and i remember just looking down and saying softly “i stole them from the president” and i swear after another like 30 seconds of silence she asked for my url and

again,  in front,  of , , my mom. i

had to say

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