PICKLE: Luke, thank goodness you’re back! i got home, went for a run and then found your wife hanging out at my place arguing with the landlord and Raj from next door! think you could, um, come… collect her?

LUKE: i can try? if there’s one thing i know about Ocean, it’s that she’s the one who makes the rules, not me or anyone else!

PICKLE: right. you fill me with such confidence!


I know I’ve posted pictures of this lot a million times, but I really love it and I don’t know what in the world possessed me to banish it to a university subhood. I’m going to update the landscaping a bit and then I’m 100% moving it to the main hood. 

Book recommendations? please help

Series are preferred because this moment I’m having right now, where I have to look for books.. It hate it

Stuff I’ve read already:

Dark Tower series (weird and self involved but good.. thumbs up)

Gone with the wind (still fucked up by the ending here… but very good!! thumbs up )

The mongolian fantasy book with wizards? It was good but I’m not like. really interested in knowing what happens next.

Name of the wind (The biggest smart guy nerd fantasy jerk-off festival I have EVER read. at the same time I couldn’t put it down so?? Thumbs up?? I guess??)

Handmaid’s Tale (Dark, but good)

1000 years of solitude (good but I didn’t finish it.. didn’t really hook me in)

American Gods (big time thumbs up)

All of discworld (Not enough thumbs pointed up in the WORLD to express)

Game of thrones (Okay. Very readable.)

Rabbit series by john updike (Good but not fun)

Harry potters (always a good time, issues aside)

And some others but those are the major ones!! thank you in advance for your recommendations!!!

anonymous asked:

Hey, I was wondering, a couple of friends and i are making OCs based off Cakes?. it's set in like..A modern kingdom. the Princess is Red Cream *Based off Red Velvet Cake*. The Cliche of The princess who doesnt want to be a princess.. A butler *No name and is based off Cheese Cake* And the Jester. *No name again and based off Angel Cake* and we were wondering if you wanted to join in with us?

Idk if I’d have time to join in with anything proper, but a cake kingdom sounds fun!

The good knight Sir Battenburg, stepping up to the plate!



DM: Okay Paladin (2), the closest orc is going to try and attack-

Paladin (2): Can I try to charm him?!

DM: …Sure. Go ahead.

Paladin: *nat 20*

DM: As you gaze into each other’s eyes, he disengages from battle and lowers his great axe. Cupping your cheek in his large hand, he greets you and introduces himself in the guttural orc language as Skor.

Paladin (2): *writes down* “Skor, my first love”