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About Meeee

I was tagged by @coffeeandfitblr to do this thing where i share stuff about myself so here we go :)

Name: Corey

Nickname: Angel

Gender: Sweet Potato

starsign: Gemini

Height: 5′10”

Sexuality: Bisexual AF!

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Fav animal: GUINEA PIGS! REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!! *rumble rumble booty wiggle*

Average hrs of sleep: Depends on the night, but usually 5-7

Current time: 4:18pm EST Thursday 3/23/2017

Blankets you sleep with: 1 black comforter

Dream trip: Ireland (the motherland), Scotland, England…. Or Mediterranean Coast (Ancient Rome/Empire.. Spain, Italy, Greek, Turkey, Israel, Egypt)

Dream Job: Bar owner, kinda like Sam with Cheers

When I made my blog: I think it was summer 2014. I barely used it for anything. But since I trying to do body positivity, im been on here daily for the past month or so

Followers: just 194… like I said.. newbie

Account peak: idk what this means!!!

Why i made a tumblr: just to express myself. Meet new people. Make friends. Seeing if im not alone in this realty

Reason for url: A irl friend suggested it over ‘simplymepositivty’. Total geek and fit. So the-fit-geek

I’m gonna tag : @starrysky0612 / @fit-and-sound / @apologizetothetree and anyone else who wants to join in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

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・I’m so glad this thing exists. I have very high expectations for Lotor.

I just realized that finding makeup would be a pain in the ass in the star wars universe

“fuck, I found this foundation in my shade of pink, but it’s for a different skin type, WAY too oily for me”

“why does everyone insist that mascara is the best thing since sliced bread? MY SPECIES DOESN’T HAVE EYELASHES”

“why is makeup humanocentric, not everyone is a different shade of beige dammit”

*angry feminist twi’lek ranting about how they don’t need eyebrows to look beautiful*

*angry togruta yelling as they try to keep their foundation off of their skin markings*

“This foundation is gray but it’s warm gray, fuck”

Coruscant makeup shops would either have to specialize or be huge

if you’re on a planet where your species is the minority, good luck finding items that need to work with your skin tone/type/your body hair or lack of

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build god then we’ll talk // panic! at the disco