dork problem

can we have less abusive paperhat and more pleasant/fluffy paperhat please and thank you

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He was like 90% joking.
  • Me: why do you make fun of my obsession with Yuri on Ice? It's not new that I'm into fandoms. Hell I met YOU through my last big fandom obsession you hypocrite
  • Husband: Exactly! The last time you were this obsessed with a show you ended up with a husband! I have concerns!
  • Me: ...
  • Me: I'm not going to cheat on you because of Yuri on Ice you absolute dork
  • Husband: *looks sheepish*...I know that...
No joke, we talked about naming the twins Law and Order
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Jensen Ackles at VegasCon 2017 (J2 breakfast panel)

OMG, Justice, Law and Order……………………… 😂😅😂😅😂😅

Originally posted by stayclassysupernatural

descent into rarepair hell
  • me: wow, I sure do love [story]! so many awesome characters and themes, the writing's great, and there's even some really cool fanfic -
  • brain: ship the thing.
  • me: um?
  • brain: you see these two idiots?
  • me: yes?
  • brain: that's the thing. we ship it now.
  • me: but -
  • brain: ship it.
  • me: but there is exactly ONE FIC for this pairing EVER -
  • brain: ship it.
  • me: - it's got zero chance of becoming canon -
  • brain: ship it.
  • me: - they hardly even interact, I don't know why you'd consider investing in -
  • brain: SHIP. IT.
  • me: ...
  • me: I hate you, myself, and everything we stand for.
  • brain: shhh. headcanons.
some much needed music au’s

• you’re the first chair first violin and i’m the first chair second violin and you need to stop insulting my section au

• i’m the biggest orch dork and you’re the biggest band nerd au

• you play classical piano and i play jazz piano and you need to take the stick out of your pretentious ass au

• i’m a soprano and you’re a tenor and no you’re the bigger diva au

• you’re my niece’s piano teacher and i have to pick her up from her lessons and hey you’re kind of cute au

• you told me my technique sucks and i threw your reed across the room au

• you saved my instrument from falling and now i owe you my life au

• you’re my accompanist and you’re just going too damn slow au 

• i’m the second chair cellist and you’re the first chair violist and all we do is make snarky comments behind our conductor’s back au

• we both take from the same teacher and they told both of us that we were the best student au

• we’re the romantic leads in a musical and our director says our kiss scene sucks want to practice after class sometime? au

• i just really needed to use this practice room and i come in and you’re playing your instrument naked oh my god why au

• you’re a math teacher and i’m the choir teacher and you keep telling your students that my class is useless so you will sit here and listen to every piece and movement i can find until you admit that you were wrong au

• i’m an alto and you’re a bass and we’re in a quartet together but i told our soprano she was flat and you had to pull her off of me au

• i’m a child prodigy and you’re just started a few years ago but you’re already competing for my chair placement au

Closet witch things
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Person:</b> why so many candles all of a sudden?<p/><b>Me:</b> smells gurd 👌<p/><b>Person:</b> why r u putting those spices in a cup of milk?<p/><b>Me:</b> I saw a recipe on tumblr and people said it was good, m8<p/><b>Person:</b> why u spend $20 on plants? Most girls your age spend it on clothes and makeup<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm special. I like plants. Oxygen. Health. I don't go out so I bring out in.<p/><b>Person:</b> Why do you collect these weird things?<p/><b>Me:</b> Raisin Bran<p/><b>Person:</b> The cereal?<p/><b>Me:</b> *nods importantly*<p/><b>Person:</b> Wh-<p/><b>Me:</b> REASONS. SCENTS, FLAVORS, AND OBSCURE HOBBIES<p/><b>Person:</b> I-I was going to ask why you always carry that notebook titled 'Evils Plans and Stuff'..<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh that, yeah. I'm a witch and this is my grimoire. Fitting isn't it?<p/></p><p/></p>

Shark week pros & cons:

Con: Dysphoria-induced insomnia

Pro: Less sleep = more time to get work done

Con: Less sleep = my brain is not working, I can barely splell

Kpop Problem #6

When you’re listening to your favorite song but remember your bias is going to have to do his mandatory military service at some point

Originally posted by byunpum