Okay, somehow, we all knew deep down that it would come to this, right? This photo posted by reddit user joes_nipples shows a taste testing Mountain Dew was doing for fans at Kent State University in Ohio, specifically for a new Doritos-themed flavor (among others).
According to joes_nipples, who attended the taste testing, the DEWitos flavor tasted “like if you shoved a handful of Doritos in your mouth and chugged some Dew at the same time.”
“It honestly wasn’t that disgusting. It tasted like orange with a doritos aftertaste. It tasted like straight doritos afterwards though. Weirdest thing I’ve ever drunk.”
It seems DEWitos wasn’t the only strange new flavor at the taste-testing, and was reportedly joined by Lemon Ginger and Mango Habanero-themed DEW samples.
In order to prove that fewer calories, not eating healthier foods, is the key to weight loss, nutrition professor Mark Haub went on a low-calorie diet of mostly Twinkies, Doritos, and Oreos. He shed 27 pounds in 2 months, dropped his bad cholesterol by 20%, and increased his good cholesterol by 20%. Source