Celaena/Aelin: DO NOT FIGHT! I REPEAT, DO NOT FIGHT! SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS IN LESS THAN .03 SECONDS
Dorian: It’s up to you, really. Simply mention what happened to Sorscha to him. He’ll either be reduced to tears or snap your neck.
Chaol: Be my guest. He’ll put up a fight, but if you play dirty, you’ll beat him. He’s too honorable for his own good.
Sam Cortland: Do you enjoy kicking puppies?
Manon: She drinks blood for pleasure, has iron nails and teeth, and has a freaking wyvern on her side, so fight at your own risk.
actually don’t even try
Rowan: Do you want to die? No? That’s what I thought, SO DON’T FIGHT HIM
Aedion: Go ahead. If you say anything about his childhood or what happened to his country, he’ll fall apart easily.
The King of Adarlan: Do not fight, he will use whatever tactics necessary to kill you, even if it means fighting dirty
Arobynn Hamel: He’ll probably kill you easily, but DO US ALL A FAVOR AND FIGHT HIM, PLEASE
Maeve: She’ll beat you, but at least you’ll have fought the Queen of the Bitches