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  • Michael: I'm such a mature adult
  • Luke: You literally watched Dora for like 5 hours last week
  • Luke: You only got up to answer the fucking door
  • Michael: don't insult mi amour
  • Michael: she's multilingual
  • Michael: fucking exotic
  • Michael: knows her independence
  • Michael: and is smart af
  • Luke: she's like 5
  • Michael: 6 actually
Remadora Head Canon

Remadora as parents/ Teddy and Co. :

(with everyone alive ofc) 

  • Probably the most accepting parents ever
  • Letting people stare at Dora and Teddy with bubblegum pink hair while shopping while Remus just holds Dora’s hand and whistles
  • Remus dyeing his hair pink to celebrate Tonks’ birthday
  • Teddy changing his nose into a pig snout at the dinner table and Remus laughing so loud, his meatballs fly off his plate.
  • James and Sirius teaching Teddy old school elaborate pranks to pull off 
  • Fred and George teaching Teddy amazing new intricate pranks to play against his parents.
  • When Teddy was a toddler, Sirius would strap a saddle onto his own back and take Teddy on walks on Padfoot.
  • James transforming into Prongs and placing Teddy’s basket on his antlers to go on a picnic with Lily.
  • Tonks failing miserably at cooking Thanksgiving dinner and they end up ordering Chinese food.
  • Finding another family with a child werewolf and the son making friends with Teddy. (Lets call the Wolf Kid, Jake)
  • Jake taking wolfsbane before he changes and play wrestling with Teddy
  • Remus accompanying Jake during Full Moon and treating him like a second son
  • Remus being an amazing chef/baker and making dinner every night.
  • Jake begging to sleepover at Teddy’s house because he wanted Remus to bake him cookies.
  • Remus making a chocolate chip cake for Teddy’s birthday party, James and Sirius dancing on the table and accidentally knocking over the cake onto Dora, Dora violently blushing while she wipes cake from her cheeks
  • Remus and Dora cuddling in front of the fireplace after they tucked Teddy in.
  • Dora randomly deciding to paint the house bright turquoise
  • Remus chuckling and shaking his head when Dora accidentally steps into the paint can.
  • Teddy helping Sirius put a fart cushion under Remus’s chair without him noticing, Remus seeing the fart cushion and sitting on the chair anyways and the fart cushion doesn’t work so Remus farts loudly to make Sirius feel better.
  • Tonks laughing at Remus before letting it rip
  • Having snow fights with James and Sirius vs Fred and George. All hell breaks loose.
  • Sirius lending his broomstick to Teddy and teaching him how to play quidditch
  • James lending his wand to Teddy during the summer so he doesn’t get in trouble and him and Lily teaching him how to cast a patronus.
  • Teddy making McGonagall chuckle under her breath when he turns his hair bright green during transfiguration.
  • Teddy convincing Jake to dye his Werewolf hair light blue 
  • Teddy bringing Victoire to all the school dances and changing his hair colour to match her dress.
  • Teddy getting married to Victoire after 7th Year and Tonks crying because her baby boy is getting married.
  • Remus laughing his head off as James and Sirius get drunk while they spill champagne everywhere
  • Tonks bringing home a little fluffy puppy and Padfoot making friends with him.
  • Teddy regularly bringing home frogs from the garden then giving them some water before setting them back where he found them.
  • Being everybody’s life goals in general